THERES ELECTROLYTES IN THEM!! ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!!!

DOES THAT MATTER DAN?!?!

I’ll look absolutely fire in scrubs.

LIES

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I have actually stopped trying at this point and I think it impresses them more 🤣

Me too.

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Why the fuck am I defending burritos now?!?

This is nonsense.

…how big is the burrito? Can it feed me for 2 days?

You can, but I still standby the following order: cold pizza > cold burrito > reheated pizza > reheated burrito.

Well obvs. Nobody is choosing pineapple pizza over a steak burrito. Thats just madness.

Oh no he didn’t…

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Just got off the phone with a recruiter.

During the job pitch I was told that the director is “highly regarded.”

I’m a professional so I muted my phone before I started laughing out loud.

Is it even a burrito without sour cream?

You don’t have to be worried about sour cream with 🍕.

🤯 I thought I was going wild with the air-fryer

This isn’t even worthy of debate.

Pizza wins every time. 😂

Leftover burrito is second only to leftover pizza.

Inflation made it too expensive to do this. 😢

What could possibly go wrong? 😂