Clown world will require you to print off the cancellation form and fax it during business hours tho

Her music makes my ears bleed. I do appreciate her business acumen and ability to build a cult tho.

No. She’s playing 4d chess. She probably knows that’ll be my move and use it as an excuse to get new floors.

Oh just shit or get off the pot with the London team NFL. Nobody cares anymore. 🤣

Ah she’s full of nonsense and narnia upstairs.

This is an unpopular opinion?

My wife just heard my intestines rumbling. She proceeds to look me square in the eye and tell me “don’t shit on my couch.”

Now…I really don’t like being told what to do and typically do the opposite of what I’m told, but I must admit that I’m feeling a bit conflicted in this situation.😬

feel like boring should fall into the cucked category here 😂

Two hours?! That’s a big tall glass of nope from me.

I’m not fluent in little-man-bitch speak so I fear I won’t be able to understand what either one of these jokers say during the interview. 😭

mornin 🤙

🤣😂

mornin 🤙

adorable atm but he’ll probably wake up and ask me to go carjacking or something 🤣

dayum Paul do you just skip the coffee and just start shooting microzap bombs 😂 🤣

GM, yes there are 🤣

mornin Paul 🤙

I was going to go for the run before work, but Toddler Vader wanted to play, read, and snuggle instead.

He just fell asleep on top of me.

I already won the game of life today. 🤙

mornin 🤙

mornin 🤙