math is hard for most of the millionaires I know

that’s sad for them but mas 🌽 for us

There’s a reason I’m not allowed in many meetings and haven’t been asked to serve on many committees at this gig 😂🤣

welcome back 🤙

First day off I’m def going to play with monster trucks, dinosaurs, and read books.

staring down the barrel of my first day off in a week

life is grand my friend

A while back…

Coworker: “Why do you think they’re holding this meeting?”

Me: “So the self-important do-nothing administrative parasites can feel like they’re actually doing something of value while simultaneously trying to exert whatever power they think they have. In reality they’re simply wasting the time of people who actually work and taking time away from patients that could be receiving care.”

Coworker: “Wow. Never thought about it like that. You’re right.”

😬 if this was 🐻 market me I’m afraid of what 🐂 market me may become. Stay humble.

🫂

😂🤣

Rawr

This is amazing.

just checked

it’s fine

thanks planet

FROG Medical Law clearly states that it is physically impossible to eat a sandwich with a pain score equal to or greater than 8.

You are correct that pain comes in all forms but in this gent’s situation it’s because they forgot the mayo 😂

I got called to evaluate a patient who reported experiencing 10/10 pain.

I got to bedside…he is still complaining about 10/10 pain…but is eating a sandwich.

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DO IT. AND STACK THEM SATS 🤙

gn 🐶 fren

that sounds fair

still don’t understand

dunno what “sell” means 🤙

so a topless signal you’re saying?

but at the same time it would be filled with bottoms…

now I’m confused…