This makes me happy 🤣😂
🤣 I imagine your crop dust em and then turn around and blame the student who is being a little shit that day. Amirite?
tbf I’m probably putting too much blame on the coffee 😂
1/2 a pot of coffee
🤣😂 it is the way
I’d be lost without the nurses tho.
Me (on the phone): “WTF is going on with this one’s blood sugar?!?! I’m emptying buckets of insulin into em!”
Nurse: “He had a cake and KFC brought in from DoorDash.”
Tempted to double down.
Could call her back to advise that it’s too late for him, but that she should get tested because I’m afraid his gas may be harmful to others.
Then just sit back with her preceptor while she frantically researches what test I’m talking about.
Got tired. Drank half a pot of coffee. Proceeded to walk into a profoundly demented patient’s room.
Dude is alive although cognitively in another dimension. His olfactory senses went to hell years ago.
I involuntarily rip ass. It was foul. Thankfully we’re alone for a moment until the freshly graduated nurse walks in.
RN: 🤢 “Oh…oh my goodness. Do you think we should order some stool testing on him, doctor?”
Patient: 👀
Me: 🤔 “It’s a good thought. Let me review his chart and get back to you.”
(I quickly leave the room)
yawn
My bride agrees with this acronym.
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