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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

Got tired. Drank half a pot of coffee. Proceeded to walk into a profoundly demented patient’s room.

Dude is alive although cognitively in another dimension. His olfactory senses went to hell years ago.

I involuntarily rip ass. It was foul. Thankfully we’re alone for a moment until the freshly graduated nurse walks in.

RN: 🀒 β€œOh…oh my goodness. Do you think we should order some stool testing on him, doctor?”

Patient: πŸ‘€

Me: πŸ€” β€œIt’s a good thought. Let me review his chart and get back to you.”

(I quickly leave the room)

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Sergio 1y ago

🀣🀣🀣

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Uno 1y ago

Is this a real story πŸ˜‚?

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

no?????

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Uno 1y ago

πŸ˜‚

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carter ⚑️πŸ¦₯ 1y ago

Glad I’m not the only one that blames it on patients πŸ˜‰

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ it is the way

I’d be lost without the nurses tho.

Me (on the phone): β€œWTF is going on with this one’s blood sugar?!?! I’m emptying buckets of insulin into em!”

Nurse: β€œHe had a cake and KFC brought in from DoorDash.”

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boston wine 1y ago

It’s cool, I did that at work too… and blamed the intern πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

This is the way.

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boston wine 1y ago

It certainly is πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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CitizenPleb 1y ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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paulo 1y ago

ahaha!

A few minutes later…

No test necessary πŸ˜‚

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

Tempted to double down.

Could call her back to advise that it’s too late for him, but that she should get tested because I’m afraid his gas may be harmful to others.

Then just sit back with her preceptor while she frantically researches what test I’m talking about.

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paulo 1y ago

You’re bad, really bad πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‚

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

I can’t help it πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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mrclownworld 1y ago

Boomer father has been producing the foulest since taking ozempic

Whatchu eating there, doc

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stackatoshi 1y ago

lol

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The Marie βš‘οΈπŸ¦‚ 1y ago

WTF 😬

You idiot 🀣🀣🀣

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

That’s fair. My bowl didn’t agree with me.

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The Marie βš‘οΈπŸ¦‚ 1y ago

More importantly, did you order the stool sample? πŸ˜‚

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wil 1y ago

wtf

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Tatum Turn Up 1y ago

I’ve been doing that all day (idk what I ate) but haven’t had an excuse like you. Lucky.

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

tbf I’m probably putting too much blame on the coffee πŸ˜‚

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π•Ύπ–Šπ–— π•Ύπ–‘π–Šπ–Šπ–•π–ž 1y ago

jp u fuckin legend

ima make u proud one day

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

you already do ser πŸ«‚

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Sikto 1y ago

πŸ˜‚ glad to see we all do it. I blame my flatulence on my students.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

🀣 I imagine your crop dust em and then turn around and blame the student who is being a little shit that day. Amirite?

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Sikto 1y ago

πŸ’― I like to put them in columns and then run down the middle. Allows me to get the best coverage and confuses the lot of them. They don’t know who to blame!

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jpfrogmd πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβš‘οΈ 1y ago

This makes me happy πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Sikto 1y ago

I’m still laughing about the nurse and your patient.

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Bearetta πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ 1y ago

You're savageπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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Sikto 1y ago

One of the perks of the job πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

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Chilidem 1y ago

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Bearetta πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ 1y ago

I blame it on my kidsπŸ‘€ But smaller cub produces some really vile gasses and started openly blaming me🫒😭

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(>0_0)> 1y ago

🀣🀣🀣