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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️
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Husband, Dad, M.D., Pleb. Big fan of Bitcoin, financial 🔥, liberty, and narcan.

be like honey badger who hath zero f*ks to give 🤙 ☕️

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Recently got a text from a family member that they’ll buy when it “dips to 38k.”

The panic hasn’t started yet.

No I cant be on your calendar Marie.

The calendar wont be big enough to accommodate my testicular fortitude.

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While toiling away in the fiat mine this past year I’ve met a number of relatively high functioning 90+ year old gentlemen.

I always ask what their secret to longevity is. Here are some of the highlights:

“Bourbon.”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Strong faith in Christ.”

“Pretending you can’t hear what your wife is saying.”

“Love.”

“WHAT?!?!”

Get that HIPPA compliant and it could be a game changer. The sobbing from Madison (Epic HQ) would cause earthquakes five states away 🤣