I’m detecting low key panic in the eyes of a couple of my coworkers.

Oh well…I’ve been talking about it for years. They make decent money, but didn’t do anything about it.

I bought a couple dozen of these on a whim and just randomly left them in coffee cups, drawers, etc. right before my in laws came to stay over for a few days.

A phenomenal investment that’s paying entertainment dividends months later.

I’d to think I remember the crazy hot matrix from memory.

I used to skew very crazy/very hot before I hunted down the unicorn. 🤣😂

Kindergartner: “Daddy! I want to prank momma. Let’s do it!”

(proceeds to run up to me an open his hand)

So incredibly proud of the plebling. 🤣

I captured a unicorn.

Yo 🤙

I told her to “make me a sam…” and the look she gave me scared me so now I’m hiding.

not ageist at all…I know plenty of young pups that like the shiny paperweight too…i just like nicknames for things

Me too. I’m thinking of texting my wife “make me a sammich woman” as a joke, but I’m afraid to do that bc she’s closer to the shotgun.

Well…most things.

It’s hard to approach an end of life discussion, hostage negotiation, or mechanical failure in space with excitement but for 91-99.69% of situations probably good advice 🤣

my countrymen are ingenious at inventing new “foods” that’ll kill us all 🤣😂

I cheered for this note…quietly…in my head…lest I wake up the offspring I’m rocking.

Build a life around love, honor, and purpose.

When you do both 🐻 and 🐂 markets will make you shrug and go “meh” over time.

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boomer rock is ok for some things too 🤣

Meh

Yup. Looks gorgeous, brutal, and as if it’d kill me if I tried. Kinda makes me wanna make a go for it ngl 🤣

No maam. 1 sat = 1 sat. Nothing has changed.

Hill looks hard.

Y tu fren

GM. I read this as “cock breakfast” and got really confused and concerned for a second…also came to the realization that my eyesight is shit.