They DO take after their father 😭

these pullbacks are totes adorbs

I’ll be pissed if I’m asleep for it.

Bride: “You sure you’re going to be OK flying solo with the offspring while I go run errands?”

(I turn around and see our sweet kids happily eating food )

Me: “Piece of cake. No sweat my love. Have fun.”

* Door closes *

I turn around to see that the offspring have both morphed into little demon monsters and have already painted each other’s faces with sour cream.

🤮.

No.

dafuch is it 4/1 already?

FAANG gonna go out with a BAANG 🤙

Huge whale that ate the worm.

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I’m gonna stay humble so f*cking hard.

Thank you for being you cuz 🫂

I’m a big fan of the (Irish Exit ^ 2), which is just cutting out the middleman and not going in the first place.

You are one of the plebs here who made the 🐻 market seem shorter.

👀

Not at all, but now it feels like it fell into a pool full of epi pens.

FWIW I almost wrote that we fell into a pool of epi penis. That works too I suppose.

I love me a satisfying #2.

NGU is nice, but #nostr coming back to life is priceless.

Holy money printer Batman.