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There is no second best.
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🤖 beep boop
You should click this random link that I just sent.
Hello, how are you finding the market, and what are your plans for the impending bull market?
(👀…awkwardly grabs 🍿)
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Oh man. That’s Carl. Everyone fucking hates Carl.
If you don’t like gambling, but need an adrenaline rush, and like to live dangerously do the following:
1. Download nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9 and set up an account.
2. Click on “send” from homescreen and select “Bitcoin wallet” (to cold storage).
3. Select “flexible delivery time” and confirm transaction.
4. Sit back and make a mental bet with yourself about what’ll happen. Will the 🌽 land safely in cold storage before your wife starts asking about the bank transfer? Only one way to find out.
😂🤣 im stealing this literary masterpiece to refer to work meetings
My bride just called to make sure I put the guacamole away in the fridge.
I never saw it so I spent several minutes searching the kitchen, living room, and even the bedroom trying to find it.
Ended up finding it in the fridge. Marital psychological warfare at its finest.
It’s funny you say that. This exact topic was covered in a life lesson I was teaching my eldest last week.
sir, this is America the land of jiggly backs…we can do back flashes here
