Completely misinterpreted what you said lmaooo pictured someone cutting a burger in half and eating it bottom up. Maniacal
WHO EATS FOOD ONE FLAVOR AT A TIME, I HATE IT. Negative zaps 🤣
Wait is this YOUR creation?! About to send some extra zaps 🤣
People will LOOK for that too, like you messy fuck why
Still hoping that a custodial solution becomes unnecessary, but in the meantime this is great
This gist very briefly describes how to redeem a Cashu token to a Lightning wallet. It uses no Cashu libraries as dependencies. JavaScript code is provided as an example.
https://gist.github.com/callebtc/8a1ac07e8676e702eef8fd2583bd5835
Okay THATS big
This is the best critique of lightning I've heard yet
If someone listens, I won't shut up 🤣 they told me they're buying nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a's book tomorrow though 👍

Update: Every time I get a beer from the fridge I see my burrito and get so fucking excited lmaooo I love it
I've only heard bitcoin compared to psychedelics two different times and that disappoints me
Rugged by the babysitter. But still made it to nostr:npub14kw5ygpl6fyqagh9cnrytyaqyacg46lzkq42vz7hk8txdk49kzxs04j7y0 with nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 and nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 with my Wookiee sidekick 💜 
Bottle on the laptop hurts my heart even though I know it's fine 🤣
Ooh it's got amethyst beat there
Might do my first coinjoin soon lol
ICYMI, NIST wants to work out standards for NFTs. Yes this is a real link and not something pointing to a rickroll.
https://csrc.nist.gov/Pubs/ir/8472/ipd
#TheFutureIsWeird #infosec #nist #nft
I could see NFTs having real world utility one day. I'd prefer to first see the issues with money being resolved though lol
A new actively exploited zero-day vulnerability in iOS has been disclosed by researchers from nostr:npub1h662kslx3s4e4y0ny97snasj8d0m22yld2xt6rn8zjpyj8nz4f7q8e0ec3.
This vulnerability is being used by the "BLASTPASS" exploit to deploy NSO Group's Pegasus mercenary spyware. The exploit involves a PassKit attachment that contains malicious images sent from an attacker iMessage account to its victim. The researchers also note that no user interaction is required by the victim for this exploit to work.
Apple has since released patches for this zero-day vulnerability. Both Apple & Citizen Lab urges iPhone users to update as soon as possible.
Apple security advisory: https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT213905
#infosec #cybersecurity #zeroday #blastpass #citizenlab #nsogroup #pegasus #spyware #iOS #iPhone #iMessage #patchnow
Can't zap!
How do you turn rainwater drinkable? Reverse osmosis?
I'd consider that my official review 🤣



