Ngl a wee bit concerned about the level of degeneracy I’m witnessing around these parts.

Might need to up my game. 🤙🧡

also, you assholes should just leave nostr entirely & leave roya & everyone else in peace.

Go outside. Touch some grass. Apply to jobs. Take a shower. Apologize to your mother. Get therapy. All things you could do instead of riding my dick.

Suck my dick

Porn has rotted your brain to the point my shoulder is making you horny. Float away now fairy, go touch some grass.

I’ll pay an invoice of anyone that responds with the funniest number (max 10k sats). Entry fee is 50 sats (a zap). I really want to make sure my lighting address works. Prize is up to 10k sats, but if it’s not funny, you’re gonna get zero.