The first rule of Bitcoin is… never sell your Bitcoin.
The second rule of Bitcoin is… you do NOT sell your Bitcoin.
Third rule… there is no second best.
Fourth rule… not your keys, not your coins.
Fifth rule… stay humble, stack sats. If you do not stay humble, Bitcoin will humble you.
Sixth rule… everyone gets Bitcoin at the price they deserve.
Seventh rule… only buy Bitcoin with the money you can't afford to lose.
And the eighth and final rule… if this is your first time here, you are not stacking hard enough.
#Bitcoin #HODL #TylerDurden #FightClub #BTC #StackSats nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cspz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqk2n55u nostr:nprofile1qqs2xs05tluhtr6hpgsmqqxp04898gayjlyrjlexcrndv8j6el784xqpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakq6utd27
Listen, we really like you, sir. We just want you to understand something.
You can debank people. You can build chokepoints, rewrite rules. But you cannot make people stop believing in sound money.
We cook your meals.
We connect your calls.
We guard you while you sleep.
We vote in your elections.
We finance your campaigns.
Do not… f*** with Bitcoin.
#Bitcoin #SoundMoney #FightClub #FreedomMoney #BTC #MonetaryRevolution #DontFWithBitcoin #TylerDurden
“My friend got into Bitcoin. Like… full-on. Always busy with 'Bitcoin research.'”
“Let me guess… central banks are evil, paper money is trash, and number go up?”
“Exactly! He’s calling it freedom money. Not trading, just throwing cash at the screen.”
“Haha. Obsessed and cult-adjacent!”
“Pretty much. I’m worried he’s losing both his money and his mind. How can I help him?”
“No, trust me. I know the type. He’s beyond saving.”
#Bitcoin #NoCoiner #NGU #NumberGoUp #Freedom
Inspiration: https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.20591
“Earth Control, Mars here. We’ve got it, the sats just landed.”
“Confirmed on Earth. PoTT chain verified, every relay signed. Payment final.”
“That’s it. The first interplanetary Bitcoin transaction. Drinks are on Mars when we get there.” 🚀 ₿
#ProofOfTransitTimestamping #PoTT #Bitcoin #Mars #Lightning #Interplanetary
"…Alright class, our next topic is viral entry into host cells. Let’s explain it with something you already know: Bitcoin.
A virus enters a cell like a non-monetary transaction entering the UTXO set. It attaches to cell-surface receptors, mimicking signals the cell normally accepts, similar to how a non-monetary transaction mimics a standard transaction to conform to consensus rules. Well… you all know what happens next when too many of these slip through!
The cell doesn’t question intent; it only follows rules, like the protocol. As nodes accept a transaction if it is valid, the cell accepts the virus if it appears legitimate.
Now, let’s open page 142 and see how the virus slips past defenses in the diagram..."
#Bitcoin #UTXO #Biology #Virus #Knots #BitcoinCore
“Are we sure about merging this? There’s a lot of controversy in the community.”
“They’ll adapt.”
“They might reject it.”
“They can fork off!”
“That’s not how this works.”
“That’s exactly how this works.”
“You’re not prioritizing Bitcoin anymore.”
“I’m prioritizing progress.”
“You’re prioritizing yourself. Why?”
“The same reason Bitcoin works…”
Incentives.
#Bitcoin #Decentralization #BitcoinCore #Knots #CoreDev #Merge
Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to witness a historic moment!
You call it coin, some call it timecoin, but most still refer to it by the name our great-grandparents gave it: Bitcoin.
In just a few blocks, we will reach block height 5,121,610.
From that point forward, only 99,999,922 satoshis will remain to be mined.
Less than one whole Bitcoin!
It will take approximately 34 years to mine the remaining Bitcoin unless the network faces another Hashstorm like in epoch 12, reshaping the mining speed.
The final countdown to Bitcoin’s ultimate scarcity has begun!
#Bitcoin #Timecoin #Scarcity #Hashstorm
he has to read this and get on board: https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqs94wuw5j5yds4x92rycgnaj06zs5934nnmlm8mktqmqa6upzkzqrsalj0pk
“Final signature locked,” Mira said.
“Block 3.6m.k7eX9pL accepted across 143,000 consensus planes.”
Jules stared at the hash monitor.
“No orphan drift. No forks. Earth-prime in sync.”
Outside, the detectors hummed.
“Gravitational noise?” he asked.
“Confirmed. Temporal bleed in sectors B and N.”
Jules exhaled, his voice low.
“We just mined a block across 1% of the observable multiverse. Bitcoin isn’t just secured by this world alone.”
#Bitcoin #SciFi #Multiverse #ProofOfWork
You know, son… I was there. Right in the middle of it. Sitting at a desk in a tall glass building, helping institutions "manage exposure."
People say we front-ran retail. Truth is, retail had time. They just didn’t move. They had charts. They had podcasts. But they waited for permission that never came.
Me? I didn’t get it either. But I bought in, not because I understood, but because the world was shifting, and I couldn't ignore it.
Bitcoin didn’t change the world because we believed in it.
It changed the world because some people believed in it enough for everyone else.
#Bitcoin #BTC #TheShift
In the dayroom, under flickering lights, two patients watched the man by the window.
“Doesn’t talk. Doesn’t go to group therapy,” James whispered.
“Just stares at the sky.”
“They say he checked himself in,” said Greg.
“No visitors. Just walked in and never left.”
James leaned closer.
“So… what’s wrong with him?”
Greg lowered his voice.
“He used to be rich. Really rich. Lost his key. All of it, gone.”
James blinked.
“Crypto?”
Greg nodded.
“Bitcoin. Enough to reshape continents.”
They watched the man in silence.
Still as stone. Eyes empty.
James whispered,
“Does he ever speak?”
Greg didn’t look away.
“Only to himself. Always the same words,” he said.
“Stay humble… stack sats.”
#Bitcoin #Asylum #LostKeys #StayHumble #StackSats
I got the zap! 🙏🏻 This is magic! I tried to zap you but now I cant do that without the in-app wallet.
Bitcoin is a mirror, held to the world.
It does not judge, it does not speak.
Each who looks into it finds what they seek.
The greedy see fortune.
The fearful see danger.
The free see a path.
The wise see time.
#Bitcoin #Rumi #BitcoinWisdom #PoeticBitcoin #Timechain #Satoshi #BTC
Oh, i see.. i was trying the in-app wallet... Turns out you can connect an external wallet service 🤝🏻 Will definitely work on it!
Wallet service not active in my region. But, you’re a king 👑👊🏻
It’s so cool here that nobody follows 🥹
"You ask if the cycle is broken, young apprentice
But that is not the question
Ask instead:
What kind of bull is this?
If it climbs with patience
pauses to breathe
accepts small falls
the bear that follows may be soft
a passing shadow
But if the bull runs fast
greedy
without rest
then the bear will be sharp
long
unforgiving
Bull and bear are yin and yang
Each holds the seed of the other
The market must inhale
and exhale
The deeper the breath in
the longer the breath out"
#bitcoin #bull #bear #cycle
Mark found the twelve words scribbled on a scrap of paper. He typed them into a wallet app, not expecting anything.
Balance: 8.61 BTC
His chest tightened.
That was worth more than his dad had earned in years. More than they ever had.
His father was a stacker!
All the lean years.
The quiet birthdays.
The long pauses before “maybe next time.”
His eyes dropped to the old shoebox beside him, the one the lawyer gave him after the funeral, two weeks ago.
A path, clouded by fear, I sense.
To guard against threats, change Bitcoin must.
But beware…
Wrapped in safety, hidden motives may be.
Not all that is proposed, for defense it is.
Control, some seek.
Debate, silenced by urgency, may be.
Small the changes seem,
but shift the balance, they will.
Through quiet approval,
altered Bitcoin may be.
Stay alert, you must.
Reject change, no.
But question it. Always.
May the force be with us all.
#Bitcoin
