Quitting alcohol is trendy lately.

Which is totally cool, alcohol is a poison and is absolutely terrible for your body. So I support you entirely.

But I’m Irish…

So I will be continuing on in your absence lol 😂

That said I have some rules for my relationship with alcohol.

1. You should drink rarely. Once or twice a month at most.

2. When you do drink though, get drunk. Otherwise what the fuck is the point.

3. In celebration? Always. In sorrow? Never.

4. Never around my children to excess. No kid wants to see the man they depend on out of control.

5. And lastly and most importantly I never forget the advice my grandfather gave me which is being an alcoholic isn’t about how often you drink, it’s about the consequences that come as a result of your drinking. If you have consequences as a result of your relationship with alcohol… it’s time to stop.

Opening in June. 🍷🧡

All this I was thinking block company was about cash app. Now I realize that

Block = Square, Cash App, Spiral, TIDAL, TBD...

These are very strategic efforts for hyperbitcoinization 🙏🧡

Side note: got my cash card early this week. Thinking about converting my whole salary into Bitcoin. And spending from that. Whatever remains will be my stack.

Having newborn twins is like running a restaurant that serves the same meal over and over to the same demanding (tho insanely adorable) diners every three hours like clockwork. 🐣🐣

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many.

Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight.

Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to have saved my fucks from when I was younger, but it's not an option - there are no fuck vaults for normal folks.

Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some wealthy folks have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age.

At some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

Once you look at the history of a world map you start to realize that those imaginary lines never stop moving.

I don’t understand people who think bitcoin and the dollar will coexist even when the price of bitcoin skyrockets. Bitcoin beats the dollar on both a monetary and technology perspective. Sound money running on an open source network can’t be beat by a fiat currency running on a closed network.

#footstr #footstrfind NOLA JazzFest feet 🦶

It’s pretty dope that zap/zapping/zapped has already become the go to verb for sending sats to someone.

Who's behind the sMiles app? Pure genius.

Had my first Girl Scout cookie in ages.

Samoas are delicious

My story doesn’t matter. What matters is what I do with what I learned.

No

i don’t know. I’d rather us earn it. Will think through more again.

i haven’t looked at my cash app bitcoin balance since i started zapping and at this point i’m too afraid to