Why do dermatologists and doctors always tell you to wear sunscreen?
Lol trading tequila shots for pre work outs 😂 
Why do gyms always hate on cross fit?
Invest in yourself. 
There should be some sort of solution to fix the people who snore in planes.
Yo not gonna lie I almost fell for this BIG SCAM.
Be careful out there. People are ruthless. https://video.nostr.build/0120241f07c1e03d9a3ed5c286d8bdb18a85049a6a40eb6b8d928b0b05abb24d.mp4
I just got a feee upgrade because I was nice.
Moral of the story: being a nice human to society goes a long way mofos. ✌️ 
Has anyone tried to open an iPhone using someone’s picture lol?
Can someone scan your eye through a picture?
Update:
I meet the baby. Had to give my cousins ID because I never carry identification and could have been arrested lol.
Can’t wait til he grows up and I tell him that I’m probably the coolest aunt he has. 
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So it’s laser eyes until 100k?
This is what heartbreak looks like: https://video.nostr.build/eb4935a0800bdeca4dbc17c4864bc6239861efdbfb5980153b28751935efff8d.mp4