Hello, I am a cryptocurrency expert with a blue check on ๐ and here is a thread on why the Lightning network is a complete failure that nobody will ever use.
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Never heard of this guy, he must be real smart and important-like.
It must be love. ๐๐
Itโs almost as if there needs to be a massive new scam every cycle just to illuminate the difference between #bitcoin and everything else. nostr:note1tkxnya39fpuelue5eu7vc4tejyannlza5v0f9t3swsjd3djjs8qs36mm9c
FFS, they will never learn.
Gm, #friendstr! โ๏ธ๐ซโ๏ธ๐ค
Once I got a parking ticket for $0.00.
I paid it.
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Itโs okay, guys. Iโm not in any trouble! ๐
Gn & Pv! ๐ซ๐ nostr:note19f9mzsvvnhe246uuefdev8wsanhj00zmhlzrwuemrv5hk73f8v4qs5mvmt
I donโt recommend HODLing a significant amount on any Lightning wallet.
My wife just asked me about #boobstr. ๐ฌ
Yeah, the dude has over 12 million Instagram followers and a couple of books published.
Heโs still at it after more than a decade.
โSo, one day weโre gonna buy things with numbers from a math equation.โ
โDope, right?โ
(2015)
https://nostr.build/av/4ce9661a4c391089e030050ee6b4afb7958459ece6d603c78a43b43f2f647caf.mp4
Best. Cult. Ever.
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Just saw a guy walking toward me on the street wearing an Ethereum t-shirt and he had a girlfriend, so thereโs really no excuse for any of you. ๐
In my mind, this will always be the all-time-high. 
nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 Have you ever heard a Def Leppard
song? #TanelHasnt
Isnโt this backed by the scan your eyeballs to get free UBI tokens guy?
Itโs usually obvious, but generally itโs when an entire group of people with specific ethnic traits are labeled as stupid, evil, violent, or subhuman.
Racism is a shitcoin.
For me, #BitcoinPizzaDay is a day of giving back to people who are struggling with hunger, homelessness, and economic injustice.
We like to say, โBitcoin fixes this,โ and โFix the money, fix the world.โ I think a lot about how things get fixed, and from my perspective, it makes even more sense to say, โBitcoiners fix this.โ
Eight years ago, what almost feels like another lifetime, I tried an experiment in giving back. I used a long-forgotten app called ChangeTip to raise about $240 in one day from plebs around the world, which was the cost of one full bitcoin at the time. As soon as the goal was reached, I bought 10 pizzas on Foodler (the first food ordering app in the US that accepted bitcoin) for delivery to the Bowery Mission, a charity and temporary residence for homeless New Yorkers.
I did all of this publicly on social media, and people just had to trust that I was being honest with them. Experiences like this one have shown me that the global bitcoin community has overwhelmingly had its ๐งก in the right place, and its generosity has inspired me to keep doing the work.
And if you ever wondered what 1 BTC worth of pizza looked like in 2015, here it is! 
Have you ever actually looked closely at the Mexican flag? ๐ฒ๐ฝ
The symbol is an eagle murdering a snake while standing on a cactus. Find a more badass national symbol. ๐๐ฆ
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Google hates every VPN except the one they offer, where they can monitor you.
?cid=2154d3d7iyovq3hco0frkx1al88jw73p8fm47t04iq81hvlz&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gA long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a ska band from Philly called The Lidds that recorded the best Star Wars-themed song Iโve ever heard. It's called โDumb Stormtrooper.โ https://nostr.build/p/nb6019.mp4
In less than three months, Nostr cured me of years of depressing doomscrolling. Now when I wake up, instead of feeling stressed and cringing when I pick up my phone wondering, โWhat fresh hell am I about to see today?โ I see zaps and Pvs, and happiness, and I wonder, โWhat amazing thing can I do for someone today?โ
A world of difference. If this is a cult, itโs the best cult ever. โก๏ธโบ๏ธ ๐๐ค
This t-shirt was the first thing I ever bought using bitcoin.
Send all crash reports to #[1]
Important owl update: We found Flaco! ๐ฆ
The ungovernable bird has extended his range further north into Central Park, and is now in the woods on the edge of Harlem, happily enjoying his newfound freedom.
We are all Flaco. ๐งก
Itโs a pretty long story but football started as a medieval game and involved running with the ball in the playersโ hands. It was banned for a period of time for being considered too violent. It was given the name Rugby from the school where its rules were established. The name soccer came from Association Football, which was a later offshoot and had its own rules. When Rugby Football came to North America it was just called football, while the rest of the world used the names rugby and football. Americans used the name soccer instead.
Both were invented in England. Americans just kept the name and Europeans changed it.
American football is just worse rugby. You donโt have to zap me. ๐คฃ