Narrator: It did run forever
lose the “Micro”, it’s cleaner
I am normal and can be trusted to manage all of Microstrategy’s bitcoin.
see what happens larry?!??!! ?! https://globalnation.inquirer.net/263364/rubio-says-el-salvador-offers-to-accept-american-prisoners
wow, they must be one of the only entities in the world with the resources to run a fully archival ethereum node.
is there a way to make zaps which people send to me on nostr go directly to fund opensats? Like i don’t want the zaps to hit my wallet, just straight to opensats. cc nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx
Team Klingon Empire, Galactic Police State
ye of little faith
shitcoin bloodbath

there must be an easier way to destroy your opsec and privacy though
odell woke up today and chose violence lol
Conferences are a shitcoin. If you’re not being paid to be there, you are the yield. Stack sats instead.
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whataboutism for fucking scammers
the dude literally has a shitcoin orb that scans people’s eyeballs man. you’re not wrong.
ai said this about sab 122 “Under SAB 121, banks were required to classify customer-held crypto assets as both assets and liabilities on their balance sheets, creating significant financial and regulatory burdens. SAB 122 eliminates this requirement, allowing banks to assess risks using contingent liability principles instead. This means banks only need to account for potential losses rather than the full value of custodied crypto, aligning with traditional accounting standards and easing compliance”
Translation: Poof, money gone 🤣
they’ve already been doing the “poor man’s” version of this with operation chokepoint 2.0 and such but yeah, this is some bullshit










