Forced 3day RTO at current job! 🫠
When you have to wear clothes to the office. I wish I could wfh everyday!
Can he set up a Bitcoin node and mining rig on the down low? Lol
Yes! Some people don’t want to buy Bitcoin because it’s too volatile.
It is, but dude, zoom out a few years and the volatility is gone.
It was a classic Nostr moment.
Doctors: Butter is bad for you
Some Nostr users: that’s fake news
The biggest update from today is that now #hellthreads don’t have 200 people in them, they don’t have 400 people in them, they have over 1200 people in them!
Nice! Haven’t seen the new one yet!
It was “employees appreciation day” a few days ago. My company gave us one pretzel per person.
“We can’t give you more than a 1% raise, but here’s a pretzel to show how much we appreciate you”.
That made me feel valued as an employee.
Jokes on them because I took 2 pretzels! 🥨
Lol. I have not been in the most recent one with 1000+ people. Phew!
Ok, these are somewhat more decent. Last batch I promise! 😂
Cosplay ideas for #Nostrica? Go as cyberpunk ostrich #[1]
Another weird and accidental rendering.
#[0] as an ostrich
That didn’t quite work as planned. The stuff of nightmare. Haha
I present to you:
#[0] as an ostrich:
Another day in the office done. Can’t wait to retire! 😂
Sorry for the Twitter link!
I need to follow my cities fire department on Twitter. They send alerts for every call and I’m nosy. 😂
Half of congress was probably on TikTok until a few weeks ago, so it’s a lost cause.
China doesn’t allow Tesla cars close to certain government facilities due to similar fears. Yet most US citizens would probably willing buy a cheap Chinese EV!
🤷🏻♂️
