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Time is running out. #Bitcoin

Just got stopped, searched, bag strewn on the airport floor on arrival to Germany.

I’m a bit shaken up that was horrid.

The Alsatian sniffer dog was adamant I had something on me.

I know I dont have any drugs so I was trying to be helpful to speed it up. But it’s pretty intimidating when they’re so abrupt and aggressive.

The policeman was a massive cunt though. Threw my stuff on the floor and was the “guilty until proven innocent” kind of guy.

“You have drugs. I am going to find them .”

He made me repack my bag in front of the queue leaving the plane.

I held up the queue though and they were all scowling, naturally.

They tested my hands with some swab thing and the lady policemen had to check with the other guy and said “it’s high.”

It can’t possibly be the case as I haven’t touched weed since maybe the summer?

Hate to judge but there weren’t a lot of brain cells between them.

But they still weren’t satisfied so i got paraded through past the gate to do a “underpants search” as they were adamant I had something.

At this point i was like what are my right here, you can’t just strip search someone.

Once we went through the gate though the sniffer dog changed its mind.

It stopped butting my right thigh. Thank fuck for that.

But man. All that coz they thought I had a bit of weed?

Gahhhhh. Jesus wept what a waste of resources. I missed my train and I’m probs gonna go full radicalised.

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

welcome to germany lol

I learned that when you check in for a flight, the seat map may not show all available seats. Pretty mind blown when I noticed two passengers on the same Air Canada flight were presented with entirely different seat maps

🤔 I would love to talk and grab a beer 🍻 with Greg. If you would what would you ask? #asknostr 💜🧡⚡️🚀☕️ #Coffeechain #NOSTR #BITCOIN #GROWNOSTR 💜🧡

Rethinking my always on VPN. It was already a challenging experience, but it's getting worse so fast, that it's becoming unusable.

Golden cross occurred 2 days ago. My personal target and opinion for #Bitcoin in this bull run is $280k.

Send it. 🧡⚡️

Maybe it’s ok to stack a bunch of Bitcoin and also put some fiat into MSTR? And maybe eventually sell MSTR gains for more BTC?

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN INFLUENCER AND AN ONLY FANS GIRL IS ONE SELLS THEMSELVES TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER AND THE OTHER USES ONLY FANS.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN INFLUENCER AND AN ONLY FANS GIRL IS ONE SELLS THEMSELVES TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER AND THE OTHER USES ONLY FANS.

If you have fiat to spend in the first place you are short bitcoin.

Opportunity cost is identical.

There are no $10k coffees.

I was fifth bitcoiner that visited this coffee place today, but first one to pay with bitcoin.

We have more bitcoin merchants than Bitcoiners willing to spend. We don’t need more merchant adoption, but spenders adoption

Hail is a pretty cool thing. Imagine if physics was a bit different and we regularity got watermelon sized hail. I wonder how the world would be different

Watching money electric

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#memestr