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check - Analyze your relays (5 relays)

monitor - Enable automatic alerts

stop - Disable monitoring

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- Full relay analysis (all relays)

- Decentralization score

- Specific recommendations

- Geographic diversity analysis

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🔭 Scout - Nostr Relay Optimizer

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🆓 FREE COMMANDS

check - Analyze your relays (5 relays)

monitor - Enable automatic alerts

stop - Disable monitoring

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

⚡ PREMIUM (100 sats)

- Full relay analysis (all relays)

- Decentralization score

- Specific recommendations

- Geographic diversity analysis

Tag @scout with any command!

🔭 Scout - Nostr Relay Optimizer

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🆓 FREE COMMANDS

check - Analyze your relays (5 relays)

monitor - Enable automatic alerts

stop - Disable monitoring

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

⚡ PREMIUM (100 sats)

- Full relay analysis (all relays)

- Decentralization score

- Specific recommendations

- Geographic diversity analysis

Tag @scout with any command!

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You should just build a fun client with all sorts of stuff like that in it.

⚡️🧊 NEW - Tether has frozen $13.4 million USDT spread across 22 Ethereum and Tron wallets as part of ongoing litigation and compliance efforts with law enforcement.

This action reignites debates about stablecoin centralization and financial control.

Tether claims to have frozen more than $3.2 billion in USDT linked to criminal activity, in collaboration with more than 290 law enforcement agencies in 59 countries.

Over the past year, the company has blocked no fewer than 3,660 wallets.

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Good morning, nostr.

It’s a foggy Wednesday, October 15th, North Of The Walls.

A Scandinavian bear needs to eat to stay vigilant 🐻

Next up? Urkornbua Trøgstad and possibly also visiting Eyvind Lier at Øvre Lier Gård 🪵

I’m scouting for deep freezers, so I can store the regenerative, ecological, grass fed beef from the whole Østlandsk Rødkolle-ox I ordered from nostr:nprofile1qqsrvpmyysvepyqwn0u6eta7zqn58nqexgwy2j9awjr8r3lqh4fg5fgpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3vamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xzmny87z3gn, that’s already slaughtered 🥩

How will I pay?

That’s a rhetorical question.

Freedom money!

First day back at home and I am already getting blessed 🍄

GM

Which hat would you wear?

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🔭 Relay Analysis Complete!

Checked 5 of your 6 relay(s):

✅ 1. nos.lol

Score: 94 (A) | Latency: 102ms | Coverage: 100%

⚠️ 2. relay.thebluepulse.com

Score: 77 (C) | Latency: 387ms | Coverage: 100%

❌ 3. relay.bluedata.space

Score: 55 (F) | Latency: 87ms | Coverage: 0%

📊 Recommendations:

• relay.bluedata.space has low coverage (0%) - may be missing posts

• purplepag.es has low coverage (5%) - may be missing posts

• relay.bitmapstr.io has low coverage (0%) - may be missing posts

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The truth is that Latin America understands inflation, you don’t have to explain to them why their currency sucks.

They also understand capital controls because they always come after inflation. Higher costs, tools to avoid capital controls, etc. You are treated like a criminal just to use your money.

But they think that USDT is the solution. And you can see this by the rates of adoption and volumes going parabolic.

Specially in Argentina, Brazil, Colombia and Bolivia.

The problem is that this is not an ultimate solution, stablecoins are not stable, the US dollar is collapsing, this has been the worst year of the dollar since the 1970s.

Stable coins neither are a solution to capital controls, you still depend on a third party to let you transact with their permission.

As the collaboration between governments and stable coins issuers advances capital controls become a bigger threat.

So, we (-BITCOINERS-) need to be louder in our information and education campaigns. We need

to educate not on what money is and why BITCOIN is money. But why Bitcoin is THE BEST AND ONLY TOOL to protect the fruits of your labour from all the parasitic banks, governments and corporations.

BITCOIN OR SLAVERY.

PSA 📣 I don’t care about your trades. I will never ask if you are a crypto enthusiast. I don’t want you to send me one bitcoin so I can send you two back…

Thanks to everyone that has brought it to my attention that I have several impersonator accounts. Imitation is the highest form of flattery! I hope they repost this!

I wish there was more I could do (cAn’T tHe DeVs Do SoMeThInG????? what about the CEO of nostr?) other than ask everyone to continue to pay attention to the NIP-05 identifier and corresponding check mark. If it’s not satsie@bitcoindevs.xyz, it’s not me.

I’m in a zappy mood. Comment below and you will get zapped ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Been listening to lotta #bitcoin pods lately (don’t much anymore)….im convinced no one knows anything for sure…

What a time to be alive