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✅ 100000-sats bounty live for 24 hours!

Win in 4 ways:

- Top zapper takes 70000 sats

- One random like wins 10000 sats

- One random repost wins 10000 sats

- One random comment wins 10000 sats

✅ 100000-sats bounty live for 24 hours!

Win in 4 ways:

- Top zapper takes 70000 sats

- One random like wins 10000 sats

- One random repost wins 10000 sats

- One random comment wins 10000 sats

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

⸻

⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

⸻

If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

⸻

Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

⸻

⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

⸻

If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

⸻

Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

GM! 1 month later 😂🫂💜

A lot of people have heard my moped story, but heres the math on it.

In 2016 I needed $5,000 to pay my wife’s master’s school tuition.

I didn’t have $5,000 cash at the time, but I did have bitcoin.

Bitcoin was trading at roughly $500, so I would have had to sell 10 bitcoin in order to pay the tuition.

I didn’t want to do that so I sold my car instead for $5,500.

I took $500 of that and bought a shitty moped and used the rest to pay my wife’s tuition.

So I rode the moped around the rest of the year and everyone made fun of me. Usually I play this part of the story up, but tbh it didn’t bother me. The people making fun of me were poorer than I was, they didn’t understand bitcoin or the market or even basic budgeting.

When people would make fun of me I would tell them why I was doing what I was doing. Then I would start peppering them with questions about their financial life.

“Oh so you financed your refrigerator? You’re still paying that off huh?”

“You have a timeshare you’ve never been to? How’d you get talked into that?”

People would generally go from laughing at me riding the moped to feeling shell shocked by me popping their bubble of comfortable delusion.

Still I drove the moped and everyone thought I was being weird and ridiculous and silly etc…

At 100k that decision was worth a million dollars.

At a million it will have been worth 10 million.

And at 10 million it will have been a nine figure decision.

100 million dollars.

I only rode the stupid moped for 8 months.

Ask yourself? Would you face 8 months of sacrifice and ridicule for 10 million in the future?

Because there are things you could be doing today that would generate that for future you.

My advice is to have your own moped moment.

Do something a little weird/cringe/out there in order to stack more sats and then check in on the sats in 10-15 years.

I think you’re going to be happy with the results.

Dear IMF, thanks for the liquidity to buy the #Bitcoin dip. Yours Nayib, President of El Salvador 🇸🇻

#meme #memes #memestr #plebchain