As 24,421 #Bitcoin is withdrawn from exchanges, people hunker down while Bitcoin Headline announces a perfect storm—extreme tailwinds are forming across the entire cryptocurrency region.

Let’s take a closer look at the storm front:

🟠 Oklahoma passes its Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Bill HB 1203.

🟠 Kentucky enacts protections for self-custody and removes taxes on crypto payments.

🟠 North Carolina introduces a bill to allocate 5% of state funds into Bitcoin.

🟠 BlackRock launches its first Bitcoin ETF in Europe.

🟠 GameStop plans to raise U.S. $1.3 billion to buy Bitcoin.

🟠 Strategy unlocks $711 million via STRF share sale to acquire more Bitcoin.

🟠 French firm The Blockchain Group purchases 580 Bitcoin for €47.3 million.

🟠 Trump’s Crypto Czar David Sacks meets with the UAE to discuss Bitcoin.

🟠 Metaplanet aims to acquire 21,000 Bitcoin by 2026.

🟠 Singapore Exchange to list Bitcoin futures, while China is rumored to be leaning back in.

Be sure to make your flight to safety in these times of digital recalibration.

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GM ☀️Time for my monthly dose of good vibes/sats in the feed 🫂💜🧡☀️ will zap 30+ Nostriches 500 sats⚡️

Let the zaps flow ⚡️🌊

Comment so I can zap

#CircularZaponomy #Nostr #plebchain #bitcoin #asknostr

👇 👇 👇 #asknostr

1000 SATS to everyone who can give me a short video (more than 3 seconds) of any kind of bitcoin mining equipment up to the first 100 unique videos, and I specifically want ALL kinds -

heaters in your room,

miner heating your house,

personal mini mining rig outside in a shed,

bitaxe on your desk,

miner drying food/clothes,

mining container at a datacenter, energy producer, flared gas site, massive mining farm, and literally ANYTHING else you can think off.

I will be the final judge on whether its useful or a repeat or too crappy quality.

Please repost to everyone and send to other socials to get as many entrants as possible. I'm building a collection for some future projects. 🙏

🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

GOOD MORNING 🤘

GM nostr ☀️

The only person you ever need to impress is yourself.

Avoiding chasing this from other people if you truly want to be free.

Much love all.

Gm 🫂 ☕️ 🤙

Mornin Nostr

Today is off to a fun start. #coffeechain

GM

Bitcoin is an index fund for all of earth that has everything in the basket.

gm

Art by Mac Baconai

GM Nostr

It looks to me like the USA government is moving onto a bitcoin standard.

Anyone disagree?

GM

Make today worth your alarm clock ⏰

GM! Stay humble & hash sats! ⛏️

GOOD MORNING GOOD PEOPLE

LIVE FREE

STAY HUMBLE AND STACK SATS

my humble breakfast:

- 600 grams of cottage cheese with cream

- 0.5L of bone broth

#foodstr