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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

boofin ‘em wastarmellonen partikularen

Well, voice of experience: fly the hell out of it until he realizes how much it ends up costing. If he’s flying it a lot then you’ll be fine, but lots of guys tend to have the fun wear off once the plane is done. The flying is a pain sometimes, you have to go and plan, then come back….

I’ve found that a lot of the guys who can afford the plane only want it like a toy, or a project. They love the purchase, the shopping, the grind of looking forward to building it, to the point they spend hours every week planning out their roster of unnecessary mods…..then once it’s done their interest wanes. Once the last vortex generator is mounted, the final type C charger wired into the panel installed, the thrill begins to wear off. Before you know it, they get the renewal notice and hear the wife tell them “you’ve hardly flown that thing at all this year! Why not sell it if it’s just costing you $3,500 a month!”

Then they call someone like me to help them offload it, and I con them into buying a bigger, better plane. The process starts anew, them thinking that expanded capability will keep their passions stoked, that a 6-seater would be “big enough to ACTUALLY use!!!” and before you know it they’ve got a $450,000 bushliner on order

feel like I only get about 40% of this one

Thinkin about this infernal techno polka sound this bar down the streat used to play that just went

“FeijàōFeijàōFeijàōFeijàōFeijàōFeijàōFeijàō” over and over, which IIRC is the monkeytongue word for ‘beans’

geez I’ve seen parachutes with better panels

Need to quit buying fancy boy euro stuff, getting very tired of having equipment that’s an OEM rebranded version of some funky euro piece I don’t have tools to maintain.

Anyways, continuing my pride month swimsuit posting. Enjoy

IDK if I looked in the right place but it’s a bunch of no-namers hitting on similarly unheard-of ‘girls’. I know I don’t stray outside my own timeline but it’s weird how there was evidently a cadre of hornts running around sending dick pics

Really makes me feel bad for the women if they can’t even be female here without getting blimp-dick shots

From the bits I’ve come into contact to the natives always want relics because they know whitey wants them, ergo they have value. Usually it’s a bartering chip for their government, the smarter ones know how to do that.

I drank w/ a dude who was privy to a museum in SA trying to needle the US into giving them money for a new building because they said their old shithole was dangerous to their collections. They needed 50 million for a new one with climate control and beautiful edifices in order to show off their beautiful mate cups and knitted loincloths

Gonna be a pretty good way to stick it to artists

okay there bucko, let’s not get too carried away here. She’s unlikable for more than just the porn

Self-cleaning routine, down for maintenance

While we’re talking about gross medical pics about female plumbing if anyone needs it we have that one where the girl checks her cervical os throughout her cycle to figure out her fertility and timing

Actually a helpful little aid at explaining the changes throughout.

Cannot WAIT for the lawsuits here. Imagine an 85 IQ by-the-hour “contractor” trying to fix an IV pump’s firmware equipped with nothing but a remote-access login, chatbot AI, and an aged macbook with a 40% battery

#[0] got some chongs for ya. There’s a telegram scraper with nothing but cosplay girls and it’s a chore to keep up with them, most are ‘ehhhh’

Want this form factor to return