saw this tweet and now I’m gonna follow her for this awesome blend of libshit-spincel-with-wineglass and conservative career mom

Yeah, as a kid I always hated that my dad didn’t support mom’s forays enough. She’s just following her instincts to beautify the nest, add security, add class, etc.

Even stuff like this is just a chuckle for me. I want a younger lady w/o years of fuck-ups corroding her heart, and the downside is a lack of IRL experience in the mundane stuff.

But it’s fun to complain to the boys, because I’m a nobody anon here. I wouldn’t even talk about this thing to my family, because it colors their perception of her and reduces her stock in their eyes. As far as they’re concerned, she’s whip smart and wonderful in every way.

“ow! THere’s like…a sticker in my sock. Ouchie”

{smarmy, smug look from across the room}

“…..it could be from anything,okay?”

(After thinking about it, she’d probably be a lot harder to love if she were fat)

Gen X is apparently the last generation of women who were taught a high standard of cleanliness. A good test I’ve always used is asking “how often do you clean your blinds?” because most millie/zoomer girls will sit there dumbfounded like “uh….what? you don’t have to do that”

come home find hay everywhere in the house she was using a 1/4 bale to take “cute pictures” of a purse she wants to sell

oh cool, I was just thinking about how we needed slivers of hay and straw everywhere in here great job

Correction: just in time for the GOP to argue they “have the best TRANS cunny

ask them for a picture, then when you publish it later tell everyone you met them at a trump/altright group of the month club

that was already taken by bellybuttons though, so that confuses people.

The other term for a while was supposedly “simps”, because the majora look like homer simpsons’ lips but I never heard that much before the OTHER term took off.

I just say I’m not a big fan of arby’s

I know some guys are pumped, that money’s trickling down into our industry as people ready up a boom in defense spending to remake all the cold war crap they’ve “upcycled” to the ukes

TBH I don’t GAF about hawaii, boring place

I just absolutely love the idea of introducing someone like

“hey this is my boy daniel, everybody calls him cunny supreme“

“— NOBODY CALLS ME THAT. Sorry, he’s kidding, he likes to mess w/ people, he’s just being a dick, nobody calls me the C-word - “

“hahaha classic cunny, man you’re a riot.”

Yeah, finding out ruins it. Although it’s morphing, I heard it IRL to refer to attractive vulva w/o the roast beef so I think it’s gonna be normified

Both terrified and a little excited about seeing these things upend the playing board. IN a way, even if it’s totally wrong and not gonna happen, I like to imagine a world where these actually end up being an improvement over guys being mired in pornography and masturbation.

Hopefully there’s gonna be some schizo version OS that pushes you to be healthy and white, eschew degeneracy/microplastics/estrogen/laziness and essentially salvaging down & out white guys from the gutter.

IDK why the word makes me laugh when it has such gross origins but “cunny” is a bit like NIGGER. It’s a power word of sorts, it’s something that has some weight to it to the point it can damage your entire life if you say it at work. Not many words can do that these days.

Gotta respect the gravity of that. Also the nickname “Cunny Supreme“ still makes me laugh if you pretend to not know what it stands for

It’s probably as easy as “hmmf, like who even still wastes their time chasing white girls? I’m all about diversity in my bedroom”

one of those will balance out at least 3 (he was black, right?) raised eyebrows when someone mentions a mugger

Quietly singing “the Karma Chameleon” song as “cunny chameleon” for the laughs

(sorry this is as far as my ‘cunny slider’ goes)

This cuts both ways, if they accept my application I’m gonna be looting the hell out of diversity initiatives to pay for my type rating.

We need more LatinX pilots, don’t you know? And I can pretend to be latinx all day long (btw my people hate all races other than whites and slender asian women, sorry but it’s diversity)

(Don’t worry boys full white going back 1000+ years, I’m just pretending while I have a farmer’s tan)

thinking of a new libshit camouflage tactic where I pretend to ONLY like/date black women, and get really offended whenever someone asks to see any kind of proof.

Not sure if it will work but if I have to work with a good target soon I’ll let you all know

Drinking water? Changing your bedding out frequently? Sleep on your face w/ the same old pillowcase night after night? Ever changed your soaps? Are they clogged pores/ingrown hairs?

That’s my preliminary pimple checklist

We interrupt this OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY for a test of our emergency AYYLMAO Cheek-Clapping system

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