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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

Yeah, the F15 has been lucky with a good record, but it’s not really all that amazing considering it’s usually 1st world military up against 2nd or 3rd.

I think the F14 and its gaybo phoenix missile is much more representative of where we stand: They spent all that money, and it was only fired twice at an enemy aircraft…..both rockets failed and it retired without ever being used successfully. The iranians use it, sure, but then they’re in the same boat of outgunning retards w/ shoddier gear

I wouldn’t even waste energy mortaring anything, everything is breaking down on its own already. Once they start picking up the pace and straight murdering people like that fat dude this week, the cyberbullying will annihilate the morale of the few dummies invested enough in wrenching still

Well, to be the tiniest bit fair, she was a disney star, right? You don’t really know what they’re gonna look like as adults, so that harsh, manly jawline probably took them by surprise. I remember seeing her on some dance show once and thinking “woah, they finally found a blackish skinny woman”

I bet some pedo office fat has been wringing his hands over making that crappy bet for years.

Clipping from your grandchildren’s history books:

“Pictured: 2047 USAF personnel striking targets in the newfound confederation of states including Texas, Wyoming, Utah, and Colorado. Units were pushed back from existing USAF infrastructure in the first month of hostilities, and soon took to a distributed network of ad-hoc highways in friendly california territories.

3 weeks after this picture was taken, only 1 “crewperson” (in the parlance of the time, given the intramural conditions of their armed forces) had survived the following assassinations that resulted from their names being included in the DoD media database.

How did this tactic accelerate the fall of the old union? Name 3 military actions that made it harder to achieve peace before the spring of 2048.“

“we’re practicing for uh……expeditious runway use for the war in the pacific”

“why though? You need seaborne operations, not highways. There aren’t any 2-lanes out there in the island chains”

“uh……we need to practice distributed R&R using marine corps assets”

“…..you’re just practicing for operations knowing your runways will be mortared to shit huh? You’re training to put down domestic insurrections”

“no hahaha it’s just uh….for the chinase?”

Still, all it would take is ONE. Notice they don’t even have streamers, instagram thots that are slim w/ vaguely european features while being appreciably black? They’re so rare they don’t exist. It’s hilarious.

Every reason to find them and the best they can get is zendaya. Ouch.

I know, I like rubbing it in that no matter how hard they try, they still can’t find one pretty negress. They had tyra banks to shove down our throats for years, and they just couldn’t find a suitable replacement, no matter how hard they try

Notice that they never use real IRL examples of this fantasy?

See I’m okay w/ elftummy doing this stuff because he’s in shape, works hard, and owns an empire of slums. It balances out the fatness in a karmic way.

I don’t wanna see it spreading to the undeserving though

I maintain that Terry would have lived if millennials weren’t so completely boned economically. All it would have taken was ONE wealthy enough dude w/ a guest house to take terry on as a patron of the arts

Y’know blockbots are a lot more fun when it’s just boys in the clubhouse

Replying to mushroom soup

I remember when skyrim came out I was at a friend’s house as he excitedly popped it in for everyone to “ooh ahh” over

I said it looked gay and left after 40 minutes

Somehow hardly a day goes by without some exposure to skyrim, even after 10, 15 years have passed. It’skinda insane when you think about it like that

Black guy on a plane explained it to me as his family’s grocery store had a captive market during segregation, when it lifted the blacks all went to….the cleaner white stores instead

she’s just jealous watching a girl “uglier” than her getting male approval

probably thinks she’s a better catch because she “has it all” w/ a stem degree

I just…..it’s great. Liberal in every way but one or two niche “conservative” issues and she thinks she’s one of us. She’s just like….a 2008 democrat

this lady is an “engineer” and she may actually be somewhat competent, but the fact that she doesn’t get what anyone ever means when they talk about this stuff means….well, she’s probably not

Also while I’m talking about weird relationship comments she told her friends “yeah, like he’s the kind of guy who has a chat with the walmart greeter“ once and I don’t know what kind of guy that is.

Small town wallys are all we got for a general store, when you only have some locals it makes sense when you get to know each other.