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Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"

Darling bikes, but I’ve come to believe sportbikes are for two owners:

People who park them as a kind of home scuplture of meccanica

and people who go to track days

Everyone else gets tired of it, the discomfort, the lack of utility, it all wears on you after a couple years and you end up w/ something a little more touring-oriented. There’s a sweet spot where they get just a little longer, a little steadier, and a little higher in the bars where you get 90% of the looks and experience while being able to do grocery shopping and commute to work in something other than jeans and a t-shirt

sorry bucko, I had sex this morning so I’m back to finding chubby girls disgusting

this ain’t moving the needle at all right now, I’m impervious

Rhein Flugzeugbau RW-3 678/4 powered Multoplane

Basically stillborn. Pusher prop IN the tail, with a t-tail, straight wings, retractable gear. Forward thinking, probably wild to fly. Only like 3 of them around after 50 years though

But DUDE you can SEE THROUGH the plane with all those webcams feeding it into your hud!!!!

You can see a toyota hilux parked on the ground, just RIPE for getting bombed!!!!!

That’s literally their pitch

727 is probably the perfect one to use, too. You have that old excellent tail ramp opening up

Gotta leave a deer in the server room in order to invoke the blessings of the forest

Yeah, yeah, so things work great for YOU as you force these poor kids into a hell of your own creation, squandering their inheritance and becoming the loathsome boomer you always hated anyways.

Not to mention how unhappy the marriage is….been spending more time around these guys and it’s intensely blackpilling. The whole “tigerwife” thing is awful

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Keep in mind all our combat pilots are STILL pumped from desert storm, they’ll wax nostalgic about how badass they are for “evading” those anti air defenses and “bombing the FUCK outta SADDAM” (i.e. children, civilian shelters). They have a real attitude that if they were the ones on the stick then the russkies wouldn’t be half as deadly in the face of their considerable skill.

Some of them ARE pretty skilled, at least, you paid every cent of tax in your life just to train these guys at one exercise, course, and school after another. They carry decades of dogfighting know-how….in theory. That’s why they’re just raring at the chance to put it into motion.

For most, they lived in the shadow of WWII aces all their life. Boomers were told they’d have their own great war someday, a chance to prove they’re the same stock of man their grandfather was….but that day never came. Now they see a chance and just want to make it happen before they shuffle out for good

Yeah, I know because I work with them. They literally do not care about anything but the idea that there’s FINALLY a chance to actually dogfight and ride into battle against their fellow knights, and they’re just dying for coach to put ‘em in the game

That’s why I just hope they send mercenaries like we’ve been handing to the chinks. Let the retired top gun IP’s take the wheel, I wanna see the falcons manned by the best they can so we get a real show out of this whole thing.

By now, the russians should have their absolute A-gamers ready to go, the field is set w/ SAMs and early warning networks. this is as close to our WWIII setting as we’ll ever get, so let’s see a real PPV-worthy battle

It has to be an influence op of some kind. In some NGO cubicle they’re carefully sifting out every good and useful poast in the hopes they can get “alt right incels” to troon out instead of hang them

Need to start posting about these types, because we had a bunch of summer “interns” and it seems like most were just hapa daughters or the asian stepdaughters of company boomers. Not a single one was fun, cool, or enjoyable to be around. It was just an astounding level of cuntiness from 2 of them, while one was just a quiet, worthless blob on her phone all the time (we of course have no male interns, because boomers in aviation think that girls are super discriminated against)

Yeah, you got to have her learn your in-house procedures. Combative women suck in their 20’s, because they’ve picked up a whole lot of wrong ways to do everything, and they fight you any time you end up going against the grain.

Having the pushover girl IS a lot more work for me, but I like it. Wanted a housecat, and she’s exceeded that role pretty well already. In time, the nice girls will get better, more confident, more mature, but still have all the torrential love for their kids that they need to grow and thrive

Yeah see? Now just bust that out whenever the tiny little things come out, every little bit helps

Yeah man, can’t say I dislike this TBF

Good point about jewish arrogance

My boss has religiously corrected himself to ONLY refer to twitter as “X” since the moment that banner changed.

“Hey can you log into our ECKS account and see if that guy messaged us back? His plane’s ready soon”

“uh (thinking he’s talking about some kind of porno site) ….oh right”

It’s evidently a rule that anyone with a speech defect, ugly accent, or awful voice goes into making vertical video content these days

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