The imagery of this is funny to me.
I have mixed feelings about Zapping in all honesty, some people might value things differently however.
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So why are you on nostr then with NPUB NSEC.. Plenty of places to sign in with your email addresses and press like 👍 and chat....
Nostr is my home. Manual zaps are welcome and my lightning wallet address is listed on my profile. I do not connect my nostr account to my lightning wallet, because it is not a feature, but a privacy and security flaw in protocol design.
Also creating a nostr app for linux launching next year. So there is that too...
For me I'm on Nostr because I got banned everywhere else.
That being said I prefer onchain payments over Zaps because to me Zaps feel like a proxy for Bitcoin rather than a settled payment.