You approach a pretty girl.
She says:
“Sorry, I only date noderunners.”
What do you do?
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looks like it's my lucky day 😎
Sign a dick pic ordinal and broadcast the transaction from my node?
"I can show you my full node"
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"Core or Knots?"
I sell nodes and node accessories 
It’s my luck day since she will be my favorite because am a node Runner 🏃♀️.
1) Render mark unconscious. Best achieved bloodlessly via a classic choke out.
2) Toss mark into trunk and transport to a secure location.
3) Commence with that real shit - employ utter meltdown personality destroying technology.
4) Reprogram former bitch into something useful with hierarchy-affirmative psychic reconstitution programmatics.
LOL I laughted way to hard at step 4.🤣😂🤣😂
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"The node is in the phone, babyyyy.“
Don’t think it’s appropriate to pull our nodes out at a bar, though.
Get the date.
"if you show me yours, I shoe you mine"
"No need to apologize, you're in luck. My node is fed with sats from the miner that heats my mansion. Wanna come by for some custodial peer to peer action?"
...be surprised that she actually talked to me instead of stepping aside because of my cane.
No joke, whenever I try to approach someone while carrying my cane to show people that I am in fact blind, they walk away. It is ACTUALYL difficult to talk to people - so I have to hide it sometimes XD
As for the answer? I run a Bitcoin and a Lightning node - and I have a third with a lot of liquidity that needs to experience the halving. Because, let's be real, this ain't happening - might as well take the NSFW route. :D
Will we keep your node or mine?
"Then give me your number so he can be next to my node, in my phone.."
💦
I reply, so what time should I pick you up? 😁
I show her my data centre 😏
"Wanna see my node"