Sometimes I like to poll nostr to gauge how “normal” or “take me to the hospital right now” my behaviors are.

Right now, I have a blister in the middle of my foot and have somehow begun to enjoy its’ presence and sensation and have therefore, put the shoe that gave me the blister back on and am currently pacing around trying to grow it.

Actually, now that I see my thought written out like that, I may have answered my own question 😂

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Ah. But which type of hospital?

Obviously a mental health facility. Don’t worry, it won’t be my first time

Yes. You're round the fucking bend🥳.

I will have puzzles fetch the car

thank for sharing :3

Of course

Love it.

I love getting splinters out, but am very disappointed once I have removed it.

Or when you finally pop a zit. Kind of fun to just let the anticipation rise and the zit fester

You would have lived my mate.

Back in the 80's he was a bmx racer, so would always have scabs on his legs and arms (big ones)

He would sit in class and over the period of a week would work an entire scab off his arm so it was on piece.

He would then throw it at someone in the classroom.

Legend

I would peel that shit for him. I’m an absolute sicko

If you don't kill it you'll make it stronger? 🤔

Your okay Noshole, it's perfectly normal to want to grow a blister to keep as a pet.

😂😂😂😂 it like feels bad in a good way or something idk

I kind of get you. I like popping spots and shit.

Omg me too. When puzzles falls asleep, I run to the fridge and grab some butter and gently smear it across his back so hopefully I can grow some new jalapano poppers for tomorrow

I have questions but I'm afraid of the answers

Some questions must remain unasked 😂

This is true

Yeah, totally normal "take me to the hospital" beahviour there.

When noshole leaves the hospital:

I actually just beg for drugs

I understand what your doing. You want a bigger blister to pop. Totally normal.

There’s a The Prodigy song for this: “Take Me To The Hospital”

I had no idea I had a theme song

Fool of a Took!