Evil Dead marathon?

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Pffft I forgot the bumper sticker said lazy mary

Ah go to hell I'm not honking at you!

The atmosphere though driving up to the cabin with the banging swing. So good.

Party down!

*waits 2 seconds*

Hey Scottie you find anything??

Nice moccasins bro

I think you've got a leak there.

Gorgeous moon. Huge.

I actually do like the recorder. It's creepy. It is more like whoops realistic in the second. They just read it. But it's nice.

Stalin from the blind huh

*goes outside in a bathrobe* I know someone's out there! I heard you! I heard you in the cellar!

People like to talk about tree huggers but they fail to talk about a serious issue on the flip side of that coin.

Tree rape.

ASHLEY!

Creepy. Menacing.

In this context more like peer pressure. You're missing out Ash!

I think the bridge is out...

She became evil when she put her hair up obviously.

Evil Dreads pencil trick .... Mmmmmmmm.... 6.5out of 10

Big moon

Kiss your girlfriend g'nini. Nevermind your sister locked in the basement.

Her eyes...

Her eyes!

For God's sake what happened to her eyes?!?!

Hey Scottie...

Remember how Cheryl thought there was someone outside then she went out there and came back all fucked up and now she's a demon in the basement?

Well... I think there someone outside!

*Hug* go to bed. Get some sleep.

Scottie doesn't know.

Scottie truly didn't know.

*flies across room smashing into bookshelf*

She spewing white shit! She was an android the whole time!

*wriggling dismembered body parts*

She's dead!

Shellys dead.

We've got to bury her now.

*Still wriggling*

Scottie doesn't know

Linda's fucked.

But not in that way. In the she got penetrated way...

You know by a pencil to the Achilles.

The trees Ash... They know... Don't you see? They're alive!

Scottie didn't know.

*slap*

*Slap*

*kicks gf across the room*

Should've chopped her up Ash

Sam Raimi angles are my favorite

When I first saw these I definitely thought he was dumb enough to go back as if no memory🤷🏽 and honestly with his character later on the TV show I still like that idea.

https://youtu.be/FzOIHOjYcqM

Phonetic pronunciations are always a good idea especially on tape or video

Big moon part 2

:Saved by the Sun

Oh it's night time again

Lmao her headless dancing corpse with Barbie like head

Hello lover

Shotgun or chainsaw? You're going to want both friend.

Evil hand

Bruce Campbell.

King of physical comedy. Modern day Chaplin.

Recently rewatched Army of Darkness. So good. So fun. So distinctive.

My favorite hands down

I forgot it said farewell to arms🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dead by dawn

Green goo blood now

Clocks be stoppin yall

She just got split by that tree

Tree rape is real.

At just he threw it in the cellar. One would immediately think fireplace

Woops

Yeah he's kind of in the way... Yeah.. no... Yeah he's still kind of in the way lady.

Yeah d pull the knife out of the guy you stabbed drag him then tell him to shut up and stop screaming while you drag him.

Blood bath

Necklace always looks like a skull

Brought back to humanity with the power of love

Thank you hewey lewis

Birth of chainsaw hand

Immigrate birth of sawed off shoulder holster

Oh it must've been so fun to shoot this

Old ash!

The car, the tree, and the chainsaw man with the magic gray steak of hair who fell from the sky into the dark ages.

And where we end the next begins.

Army of Darkness was always my favorite

Shop smart shop S Mart

Very California looking outside the castle🤷🏽

Well helloooo Mr Fancypants. Let me tell ya you ain't leading but two things right now, Jack and shit... And back left town...

Ironically, in highschool I had a substitute teacher that introduced herself "hello I'm miss Scalinos. Which means Fancypants in Italian, you see... Before my great grandpa came to Ellis island he was *name redacted mostly because I forgot* Papadopoulos which means "put on your Sunday best" but the officer signing names and passports couldn't work it so we changed it to Scalinos which means "Fancypants".

my dude…

Good aim lady

This... Is my BOOM stick

Yo shebitch let's go

Medieval prosthetic hand.

Groovy.

Klaatu Verada Nicto

The mini ash bit is a coke fueled nightmare isn't it?

Big moon part 3

Is this where Sam Raimi developed his thing for eyes?

Good.

Bad.

I'm the guy with the gun.

Biggest moon

Imagine the movie ends there. He just gets sucked into hell🤣🤣

Klaatu Verada N..

Necktie

Nectar

Nickle

... it's an N word... Definitely an N word...

Klaatu Verada*coughs*

Okay then!

That's it...

Headstones sitting into the sky and skelly hand physical comedy. It gets no better.

I...

Live...

Again...

I swear a guy in the background just said klaatu Verada Nicto. Like even the peasant remembered🤣🤣

Just me baby. Just me.

Big moon battle

Bone piper

Bone bongos!

Names Ash.

Housewares...

Hail to the king baby.

Reboot time

I'm not sure I'm really a fan of this one. I've only seen it in the theater and one other time I think.

I like the entire they're going for trying to make it more realistic and set in a world... Giving her an addiction and all that... But I feel like it takes away the comedy?

The first one had a lot more atmospheric moments of true terror. I liked that. But they took most of that out subsequently and went comedy. Have it a voice and fully fell into astride. Now they flipped it and it doesn't register the same.

I'm with her. You shouldn't have touched anything in that basement

This book looks pretty rad though ngl

Leave this book alone only makes me want to read more though Mr author

I really like that they scratched it out and he had to do work to fuck up all of their lives🤷🏽

I think the bridge you didn't cross is out

No wait it was a lady in the road

Tree rape still an issue 30yrs later. New issue. Tree bondage w/o consent and tree-pregnation

The guy I see was Scotty is easy for in this movie.

This time the book doesn't burn

Turkeysaw time

Necklace always looks like a skull

Feast on this motherfucker!

missed it again

Nah still gotta do the last one today. Wanted to give it breathing room so I'm not just comparing it to the good old ones like IT'S NOT THE SAAAAAAME

Ok. It's time to Rise.

I haven't seen this one 🤷🏽

Drones the new demon dhot. Clever

Still twitching head. Nice

Oooooohhhhh hello tattoo artist lady

Red flags.

Kid that doesn't care about scratching vinyls.

Kid chopping heads off dolls.

Prediction this whole family will die except the kid that wants to go out to the party because that one seems sweet.

I'm already sad. I think tattoo mommy is gonna die.

And tattoo mommy is dyeing get hair in the sink?

They made this movie in hopes I'd like it didn't they.

I changed my mind about the kid chopping heads off.

Staff-eny is not only gorgeous but a perfect name.

I can't see an earthquake in a parking garage or underground tunnel and not think "is this the universal back lot? Is a train going to crash and burst into flame? I'd a water main about to break??"

Falling Jesus is a jump scare that shouldn't be as hilarious as it is.

Ooooh new necromomicon. Covered in bugs this time. Is this beezlebub then?

Ohhhhh shit puente hills malllllll

We goin back to the future in this earthquake.

I like the teeth. A lot.

I like the sound the book makes *shudder*

That look.

Then

"I hate when my tummy hurts too"

Ok this is a the horrors of pregnancy movie. Demon spawn. Rosemary's baby. I get it.

Backmasking the necromomicon?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He shouldn't have an issue scratching these records though right?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Say the words! Say then right!

Klaatu Verada *record skip*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ooooooh it won't let him stop playing it. I like it. Creepy.

Nooooooooo tattoo mommy!!

I like her wrist vine swirl thorn things

Elevator wires.

Not quite the same as trees...

But really cool.

Honestly the only way my brain can make that cooler is done they're seemingly going with a ornery theme, and so the previous find had some level of rape theme where in my mind wood and flesh represent the obvious... It could've been cool if the more flexible elevator cable was in some way an umbilical 🤔

Ok I'm slightly less than half way and the split diopter made me praise to think about the style here.

So far I kind of really like this movie. I'm not sure I liked the reboot so much, but the reboot prepared me for this one. There's so far 0 absolutely 0 comedy it's all modern horror gore. I do miss the context but I haven't thought about it until now.

What I HAVE been missing but this shot seems like at least it's trying is the Raimi-esque visuals and pacing. I guess that goes with the comedy but vibe in. Closeups, dutch angles, where are they? There was the drone shot on the beginning but that was played off like those days are over... Even though that's kind of what made this franchise and even the reboot had homages to the style with endearment.

This split diopter is really cool. Her extreme closeup face in focus at the same time the family in the back is.

But.

Dutch it too or something!

She looks like the abomination from the end of the last one.

I wonder if that feels good or awful for her back

Silver dollars for this eyes dude

I agree you're fucked

Doesn't matter if she was religious it not. Y'all need to pray

Now I know whose flexible at this festival

Contortionists are so cool

Free from so you titty sucking parasites

🪱

Oh wow. Kids get demon shit too in this

Key hole scene is cool from a camera guy sense. But as a thing for the movie it's really lame. 🤷🏽 Really fucking lame.

Peephole*

Cheese grater.

So good

Oouhhhhhhhhhh staff-eny is the Khan Darian dagger in this one.... I don't like it. Staff-eny was good on her own🤷🏽

Kitty!

Actually terrifying bedsheet ghost

She used her body as the record amplifier. That's cool

Errrrrrr-a-body dead.

But their heads are propped up🤷🏽

DEAD BY DAWN

What is it with elevators and filling with blood?

Oh course shining call back. You can't blood an elevator and not go *ding*

How old is that Buick? It's got a chirp chirp unlock?

Oh wooooooow

A chainsaw...

And now there's a shotgun

Woodchopper = bigger badder chainsaw?

Why is there a forestry van in a concrete parking lot of a apartment building anyway? I don't think the super should kind you taking up so the extra space... Skyhigh they did say the building was pretty abandoned and was getting torn down in a month...

So the girl from the beginning got cursed because she drove through demon guts on the way out?

Oh nice an actual demon rushing through the air shot.

Final take on Rise.

This is the 10 Cloverfield Lane if the Evil Dead universe.

Yeah. It's a great film. You can even make it work as an Evil Dead movie ... But honestly. I would rather it so much higher if you had made it it's own thing and didn't shoehorn the necromomicon specifically into it.

If it was like they don't done cursed shit. Or even a book but it isn't tied to the evil dead... I would've been like wooooooow great original film.

But since it's evil dead I want Ash. I want comedy. I want crazy angles.

I want the DNA of an Evil Dead movie more than what you gave me.

Is that your fault.

Yes probably.

I dunno🤷🏽