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I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four ruffians break into my house.

"What the devil?" I exclaim as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and it nails the neighbor's dog.

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads!" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and shrapnel set off car alarms.

Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out in front of frantic paramedics since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

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Cyph3rp9nk 2y ago

😂😂😂😂😂

Enki 2y ago

Here here!

Scionic 2y ago

Did you roll for initiative, though? That's a lot of actions for one combat phase 🤓

Jonathan 2y ago

🤣🤣🤣

MattA 2y ago

#LFG!

Auxmos 2y ago

Savage 😂🤝

Alan Siefert 2y ago

Lately it seems the more popular argument is that the 2A was actually intended to avoid having a standing army (a goal long ago failed) and to keep slaves well under control. In other words, "might as well just ignore the 2A today."

mrclownworld 2y ago

The Second Amendment (and the First for that matter) were inserted by Illuminati adherents who needed to make sure THEIR levers of power (mass propaganda, armed mobs of The People) were protected

mutatrum 2y ago

Can't wait to read the rest of the book.

eee8f902... 2y ago

Lol exactly. Keep going! 😂

Gowron 2y ago

👀

Glorious

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Snow 2y ago

YES bahahahaha

Robertrobert 2y ago

And then my alarm ⏰ went off and poof! It was Monday.

Ben Arc 2y ago

Wherever you draw that line, proliferation of gun ownership makes the line more extreme. Here in UK a cricket bat will do, as the ruffians won't have guns. If they did have guns I'd want a machine gun, if they had machine guns I'd want (whatever comes next, chlorine gas?), etc, etc, etc

Thank you, Sir. 2y ago

Good thoughts. The ruffians here usually have machine guns, so many of us also want machine guns.

kingCoin 2y ago

What range do you zero the musket? Tactical nerds need to know.

Jameson Lopp 2y ago

Zero is certainly the preferred range.

☠️ 𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝕻𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖊 ☠️ 2y ago

Well done.

Smart Growth 2y ago

Thank you, it took nearly 5 minutes to read because of how hard I was laugh/crying. Of course my monster of a wife didn't even crack a smile except to say, "Tally ho lads, that's something I would say".

Jonk 2y ago

I would buy this book.

Paul 1y ago

Were the four rogues were IRS agents?

zeph 1y ago

the ayes have it

J 1y ago

3 months ago?! Can’t believe I missed this gem. Tally ho, lads!

Obi-₿it Koinobi 1y ago

I remember Rosie O'Donnell paraphrasing that shit to Tom Selleck once on her talk show when she started going in on him about being an NRA guy. He handled her non-sense fairly well, but this would've been a brilliantly sarcastic retort.

⚡₿it₿y₿it⚡ 1y ago

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