I had a juvenile seagull get trapped in my balcony once. It hadn't learned to fly yet and it threw up some chunks of fish. I had to capture it in a plastic storage bin and I took it to the street outside my apartment and let it loose. It immediately climbed up on someone's BMW and took a shit.

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Funny πŸ˜„ 😝 πŸ˜‚ 🐦 πŸ’©

I know I’m late but this is my favorite story I read on nostr today

Not many people know this but the OP was a metaphor for people to stop boosting and zapping scammers like Uno. However Crizzo’s crazy gull story stole the show

I just want a nostr full of more puzzles n holes πŸ’œ

Thanks brother πŸ’œ πŸ’œ πŸ’œ

That l in β€œholes” πŸ•³οΈ is important πŸ˜†

In that case

Another game of chess πŸ™

Is that from cowboy bebop?

This is the way