Stop feeding the seagulls
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The seagulls are fucking relentless around here
Give them alkaseltzer for their tummy aches in bread.
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I remember when we'd just send each other a couple Bitcoin for the hell of it. On chain.
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I had a juvenile seagull get trapped in my balcony once. It hadn't learned to fly yet and it threw up some chunks of fish. I had to capture it in a plastic storage bin and I took it to the street outside my apartment and let it loose. It immediately climbed up on someone's BMW and took a shit.
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I know Iβm late but this is my favorite story I read on nostr today
Not many people know this but the OP was a metaphor for people to stop boosting and zapping scammers like Uno. However Crizzoβs crazy gull story stole the show
seagulls are thieves, i want to shoot them
one of the nice things about living on an island that is so rugged and steep is there is not really any beaches, and the rocky coastline is so brutal that it smashes everything and then washes it away
so there is very rarely many around, at most i see like 4 of them flying around the valley up real high, and i'm pretty sure the eagles catch everything, seagulls are really white carrion birds
