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Wife: “Can you bring in the kid’s battery-powered jeep in the garage? It’s sitting in the front yard.”

(five minutes later after my wife sees what I’m doing outside)

Wife: “OMG! Stop right now! If you break it you’re in BIG trouble. I asked you to put it away NOT drive it around the front yard after dark.”

Sikto 1y ago

Pictured you bigger

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 1y ago

I do not fit in the seat. It was a squat drive situation. Quite the workout.

Sikto 1y ago

Still……

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 1y ago

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Sikto 1y ago

Were you sitting when you took this? If so, we still have a chance.

Sikto 1y ago

Am I Kucok in this scenario?

₿² 1y ago

Like when a girl hovers in a public stall? Or more like a twerk? Did you go in reverse at all? (Back dat ass up?)

Sikto 1y ago

🤣🤣

₿² 1y ago

DID YOU PUT YOUR ASS IN TO IT???

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 1y ago

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₿² 1y ago

Wen livestream?

Sikto 1y ago

😂😂

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 1y ago

No. It was off the back.

₿² 1y ago

What’s your tramp stamp like?

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 1y ago

My tramp stamp is a picture of a nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r banana because I lost a bet.

Sikto 1y ago

I suppose it’s Better than up your ass 🤣

The Marie ⚡️🦂 1y ago

That’s reserved for subs dude!

₿² 1y ago

The Marie ⚡️🦂 1y ago

He’s a small man 😜

Sikto 1y ago

You’re man enough for all of us 😜

The Marie ⚡️🦂 1y ago

And your all my bitches 😜

Sikto 1y ago

🤣😂🤣

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 1y ago

😭 mean

Sikto 1y ago

She’s terrible.

The Marie ⚡️🦂 1y ago

Truth hurts sometimes!