Wife: “Can you bring in the kid’s battery-powered jeep in the garage? It’s sitting in the front yard.”

(five minutes later after my wife sees what I’m doing outside)

Wife: “OMG! Stop right now! If you break it you’re in BIG trouble. I asked you to put it away NOT drive it around the front yard after dark.”

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Pictured you bigger

I do not fit in the seat. It was a squat drive situation. Quite the workout.

Still……

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Were you sitting when you took this? If so, we still have a chance.

Am I Kucok in this scenario?

Like when a girl hovers in a public stall? Or more like a twerk? Did you go in reverse at all? (Back dat ass up?)

🤣🤣

DID YOU PUT YOUR ASS IN TO IT???

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Wen livestream?

😂😂

No. It was off the back.

What’s your tramp stamp like?

My tramp stamp is a picture of a nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r banana because I lost a bet.

I suppose it’s Better than up your ass 🤣

That’s reserved for subs dude!

He’s a small man 😜

You’re man enough for all of us 😜

And your all my bitches 😜

🤣😂🤣

😭 mean

She’s terrible.

Truth hurts sometimes!

Tell me you’ve done the drill battery upgrade….

😂🤣 this one doesn’t need it

Good man!

Hate it when the boss micro manages my tasks 😡

Wife sounds like a party poo poo head

No she’s right. I’m too big for it.

She got to you mannn 😆

Tbf she didn’t tell me NOT to drive it.

You should leave a ticket on the wind shield for towing fees, teach em young 😝

🤣🤣

You have never grown up have you?

Never ever.

Did you crash it as well?

I know you’re not the best driver around.

But did you break it?

Not yet.

Then you haven’t done anything wrong. Ride that thang!