Both are needed πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

#[5]​ can be my grandpa πŸ‘€πŸ’œ

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This will get me in trouble when she wakes but. #[6]​ grandma?

Jail for you homie, I’m not old enough to be a grandma yet! πŸ˜‚

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#[6]​ will be the grandma, and it’s gonna be an absolutely beautiful family πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ

hello my dear tanelπŸ§“πŸ½

Hey grandma πŸ’œ Can we have some pancakes for breakfast please?

absolutely my dear, i already have everything in the cabinet.. i think im missing one or two eggs .. I'll ask the neighbours, it's gonna be lovely! πŸ§“πŸ½

If #[3]​ and #[2]​ are getting hitched and raising #[5]​ it only makes sense for #[4]​ and I to get married too…because I’m not taking that ungrateful shit (planet) fishing alone and he will need another grandpa for that. FWIW #[6]​ is obvs my evil stepgrandma in this scenario.

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Jerk frog πŸΈπŸ–•πŸ˜‚

Might get named god mother

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We misssssseeeeedddd uuuuuu 🐸 πŸ«‚

😭. Missed the degeneracy. Thought I’d pop in for a moment.

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I bombed Boston Wine your anon zaps today and blamed them on you so hopefully he was zapping you back πŸ˜‚

Did he kno about the AI plan too? Did we clue 🐸 in ….. or nah? Jus wait for the surprise 🀠🫨

Nope tell him nothing, let him get a nice surprise πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚ that explains those random 🍷 zaps I got

Yep I blamed them on you πŸ˜‚

Hey frog!

Oh no here’s comes wolf 🐺 now both of them are here πŸ₯·βš‘️🀣

Did you just hammer me anon or was that frog? He’s using your signature 111?

See that’s frog now using my signature

Ok. Just needed to know who to fire at 😁

Ffs frog 🐸⚑️🀣

Frog stop! The vibrating phone is waking up my kid 🀣

🀣 zap him back wolf that’s what I’m doing ⚑️

I can’t he’s too fast!

I squeeze in a bomb but he rapid fires

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ ok I’m gonna stop tickling now and lay down

Ok that was a quick hit and go wasn’t it πŸ˜‚βš‘οΈ

It’s hard for him to tell us how much he misses us. He talks about his feelings in zaps 🀣

Yes but when he’s bombing you 69’s I don’t wanna know how he feels about you 🐺 must be a β€˜guy thing’ πŸ˜‚

Hey, I’ll take any affection I can get πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Hmmm ok so who’s the feminine one out of you two πŸ˜‚

Why does there have to be feminine?

πŸ˜‘. #[3]​ needs to stop fantasizing about #[4]​ and I getting weird.

Just two dope boys in a cadillac

I just wanna watch 🀣

ffs πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Well when you spoon πŸ₯„ who gets what? πŸ˜‚

I eat with my hands

Dibs on small spoon! Ive never gotten to be small spoon.

I guess you wanna get more in touch with your feminine side then πŸ˜‚

Totes obvs. I’m tough like a lady.

Says the frog that cries when he’s toddler knocks his Ning-nong πŸ˜‚

Dude kicks with the fury of 1000 ice soccer players.

…that’s what she said?

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Damn you frog 🐸 you just broke WoS πŸ˜‚

that’s also what she said

Yeah do tell πŸ˜‚

what did I came back to πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

come*

yes… I haven’t slept yet, if you are gonna ask 🫠

change my diaper

Take me fishing

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Is that a yes? πŸ‘€

You wanna sit on lily pads all day with him Planet? πŸ˜‚

he’ll start to panic whenever he forgets where he is again, and that’ll lead to me having to change his diapers again…

tbh I just shit myself so you have to change em

#[8]​ just constantly ready to shit on command πŸ˜‚

This is pure gold 🀣 the shitting frog and his dummy πŸ˜‚πŸ’©

β€œhey Tanel, I need a fresh pair”

You need to give him something to stop him from πŸ’©all the time πŸ˜‚

I know he is centuries old and is senile as well 🀣

#[7]​ really is the Joe Biden of frogs πŸ€”πŸΈ

Ummmm what was your name again? πŸ˜‚

Ahhhhh who was it that said that? πŸ˜‚ All whilst trying to walk upstairs and falling πŸ˜‚

#[7]​ = Biden πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

= πŸ’©πŸ’©

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Ok fine planet just don’t drink all my beer when we go.

#[4]​ can you take me fishing instead?

please?

I’ll make breakfast for you ❀️

Don’t do it Bevo. The little shit just drank all my beer when we went.

πŸ˜‚ that’s your job Planet 🌎

No I didn’t πŸ˜‚

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This marriage proposal needs some ground rules before I can accept. I must be the pitcher or all bets are off. Not negotiable

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