I lose my mind whenever I see someone with a nice, juicy blackhead or cyst.

Let me pop that shyyiit!!!

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this is a breach of an individuals 4th amendment rights. who are you? some dermatological dictator?

this is a slippery slope 😂

Yeah…I feel like I could get in serious trouble or be put on some sort of watch list at the very least.

Why head gotta be black?

The best stuff comes out of those ones and they’re easier to pop

I disagree.

But I won't gore you out with the details of the best popping nasties experience from my life time🤷🏽

Pics or it didn’t happen

No pics.

But the juiciest nasties are butt pimps.

You get one and you're like the fuck does my ass sting for when I sit down?? You fiddle with it and and just irritate it. The next day it 2 you forget about it then boom it's itching. You barely squeeze that mf and... I'm taking you didn't even know what happened. You're like the fuck?? Who spilled warm butter across my hand. And you look and it's a fucking thick ass river no pun intended from one side of your hand across to the other. And I got big hands baby girl.

Fascinating in a reasonable way. I'm a how the fuck did that come out that tiny thing way. Quest smell you'll ever smell is the only downside.

I talked with someone recently who was dealing with it. And I was like broooooo that happened to me a few years back. And I asked around some other elder millennials. Seems like everyone in their life gets one.

You don't know when.

But ass river.

Yeah. I know all about those 😂 One of my wifely duties is to inspect for ass pimples and handle them so there’s no eruption in public.

I never even THOUGHT about erupting in public

Yeah it’s the male humiliation version of “blood butt”

Blood butt and pussy posterior?

It’s when you period in your pants while sitting down so leaks down and leaves a red stain on your ass. It’s every high school girl’s worst nightmare.

Puss-y posterior

My comment was asking if that is the male version name?

Ahhhhh sorry I get it. Yes lol

Pimple puss

Freedom of speech gone too far, sheez. Tone down with the graphic violence, please.

I don't want to see your bookmark collection.

I will sit you down clockwork Orange style and force you to watch the worst films.

Shit. I might even just waste your time with something you think will be good and gorgeous then you realize that nothing fucking happens.

https://youtu.be/zTUrDH-d_Q0?si=mBub3e6UBhNzGNc3

Can we still be friends if clockwork orange legit gave me ptsd and I will never watch it again? I’m too much of a scaredy cat to be into film

Hey! Stay out of it. You’re not gross and weird enough to be here.

Think I got a good one in my left nostril... 😳

GIMMEE

You do home calls? 😏😂

Human bubble wrap?

Basically, but with da juice!

I'm with you, but it has to be my own. I love it when I find one. Not too often tho.

I prefer doing it to others actually because I can get a better look at what’s coming out

Why can't I make it through one fucking shift without seeing shit like this

Because..

You a bitch

You're gonna make me fix my signer just so I can properly send the vomit emoji. Also that comma after "nice" made it worse in my head.

That was not a mistake lol