This is food. Tonight I cooked this food. It is just a regular home cooked dinner but had me thinking that maybe my neighbor (who leaves me love notes) + told me he never gets a home cooked meal… maybe I should make him one for Christmas, but I’m afraid then maybe he’ll fall more in love

So maybe I’ll just leave it anon on his doorstep but I’m not sure how to do this without buying a burner phone

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that's so sweet <3

🫂 forever a bleeding heart… truly my Achilles heel

#same

Do not bring your stalker food 🙄

I’m not sure that he’s stalking me though… but I do see your point

Haven't you said you've never met him but he leaves notes on your car saying one day you'll be his? Or is that a different guy? 🤔😅

Hahaha good point, no you’re correct. Same guy 😂😂 but I feel bad when people don’t have anyone on Christmas

There's plenty of people alone at Christmas who wouldn't see food as an invitation for more romantic attention. Sometimes there's a reason they're alone at Christmas 🤷‍♀️

(I say that with gentleness, I'm also alone for Christmas and I'm not going to be stalking anyone 😅)

Do it. There’s literally NO WAY this could possibly go wrong.

Just keep posting I guess, it'll be great content to keep Nostr interesting 🤣

I vote yes too. If I was a stalker, I’d want a secret admirer/feeder too.

My anon boyfriend whose not my boyfriend insinuated that this was the worst idea in the history of mankind so, unfortunately for nostr, I cannot proceed

It’s the thought that counts.

Truly a loss for all of NOSTR.

Okay grinch who stole Christmas

Wao! I said do it because I completely support your adventurous decisions.

Yes, that’s how I was reading it 🥰

Why would you need a burner phone to leave food on his doorstep?

Because food gets cold and you needa way to tell them

Like the gpod ol days knock and run.

Gotta find a way to set off his fire alarm.

Ideally without burning the building down.

Flipper zero?

If you don't give him food because you don't want to mess with his feelings, that doesn't make you any less amazing, it just makes him more distant from you

As a force of amazement, you can't stop people from loving you

Therefore I wonder if you might as well share the food to help this critter love himself

I can't recommend it though because I'm too biased to give advice as someone who's psychologically benefited from your kindness. Trust your instincts

🫂 maybe I can have food doordashed to him anonymously which might be more distant but still the same ish and I can pull that off anon for sure

That would also be incredibly kind 🫂