Well come to the Club ⭕ madam. Retardation knows no boundaries. But nostr:nprofile1qqsx0tdgudz9xt9lstcwwqj89cjv0ztwpcwfvg674ja25juxzczjzugprfmhxw309ucnqvpwxyeryt3jx5ejuvfjxvargwp58qhsz9nhwden5te0v4jx2m3wdehhxarj9ekxzmny9uqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsw8ffjd has the final say and our quant, nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpz4mhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejqzynhwden5te0wp6hyurvv4cxzeewv4eszenhwden5te0ve5kcar9wghxummnw3ezuamfdejj7mnsw43rzun6vuunv7n2v9mxwct5wdur2cmgxfm8var3x3shgct5d3un2unkv3mhzem2wqc82arcwu6r27n90fh8v7t3vejxk7rkv5lkyun0v9jxxctnws7hgun4v5vdu9e6 will have to run the numbers. I don't know what he does but it has to be done.
Discussion
There can be no qualitative quality without quantitative quanting
…it is written in the scroll o retarded and is therefore beyond contestation
… very fortunately for us was the scroll was discovered by nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve 😳…hey wait a f*ckin minute 🤨🧐 
Quants and Scrolls, a pair as old as time:
https://www.neh.gov/news/students-decipher-2000-year-old-herculaneum-scrolls
That’s a .gov page. John is a fed confirmed 🚨
😳
I knew it…that legal boy never seemed right to me🤔🤨😂
Now I’m wondering if he actually “lost” the keys. John right now:
Image of scrolls from article 
The fed making that turd
https://video.nostr.build/18453cb5a3900d81ea8eea482b02a05cd0abf76ade48e071879a0e4f862aa827.mp4
Mcd was our quant before node stepped up. Actual footage of mcd doing his job for the ⭕️:
https://video.nostr.build/c217bedb5c654589656f9165a8eab16b0ef2c26c19b8fa99af2e423cfc22105b.mp4
Remove all of Stacey’s rations for the week. They’re using primal again
nostr:note1fa0xtgd756l3kkvz4kkqvnqh00r5tkc82ygafptp426d20uhvh4skyhnhz
Oops Srry Mcd😳
My bad🤷🏽♂️😂
Apologize to our quant, he’s the one putting in overtime for your transgressions. Get it? Trans? Aggression? Because you know Stacey always needs sensitivity training
Dude🤨…everybody agrees I’m improving🧐
…right?…well right?😳🤦🏽♂️ 
^ My face
It was for the lack of improvement. But it works for Schiff too
Here’s a different Schiff for you nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 🤭 
Idk man I’m kinda tired of seeing Peter Schiff twice a day. Get some fresh memes 🫡😂
My meme game (or lack there of) is the only reason I got stuck in the class with u retards⭕️😳😂🫡
Peter Schiff got denied 🤭
Stache you let Mahdood talk to you like that? 🤣
Gotta be careful with that one🤔
…he screams racism every time I challenge him😳
…that and his meme game is pretty solid😖
As the master of memes, owner of the greatest meme folder on nostr, I am more than capable of helping you elevate your meme game. But I refuse 😂
Don't stop believing ☝🏻🐸
Have you set your pronouns on Amethyst yet? This is getting out of hand. nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug put that there for a reason 
Amethyst has pronouns ?!
I feel like Damus wins by default at this point.
One strike against Amethyst against a thousand pros. I will not accept defeat.
Two strikes: you get less screen real estate in the retard ⭕️ threads
Ok these I will accept. Counterpoint: runs on an uncucked operating system
You mean android? That shit is worst for privacy than ios. Graphene maybe. But theres like 5 people using it
This 👆
Friggin Apple Supremacists 🙄
We’re all friends here. No judgement. But nothing is uncucked. I mean between android and ios. Only levels of cuckedness 🤭
It's true, I don't even use profiles on graphene. All the effort I put in but that's where I draw the line 🤣
I used it for a while. Super easy to install on a pixel 7a. But the ease of use stopped there. Camera, keyboard shit. And then certain things that i could do out of the box with ios i needed to download multiple apps to get close.
Maybe part of it is the pixel 7a. But yeah I didn’t like the unease of use
How I use my phone is just so out of the norm that I could never use an iphone. Nothing works the way I want it to because it only works the way Apple wants it to.
Understandable. You probably have a lot of custom things you enjoy
Too much 😅
One thing I started using recently that I really like is Obsidian. Notes on steroids. Syncs between 2 devices really easily. Lots of features under the hood. A lot. But they kept it super user friendly. I have to delve deeper into the rabbit hole
I have to sync it to my other devices
I dunno if iphones have syncthing, but that's what I use to keep my obsidian synced everywhere.
I’ll have to look into that. But there’s an icloud option to sync the vault. It’s just files on my drive basically. Available to all my devices
Syncthing is amazing. I'm gonna look into Obsidian 🤙
What blew my mind that I never properly understood is that obsidian is just markdown files in a folder. I thought it was some online note service that was just user friendly.
syncthing is like $30, mobius I think is the name, and no background syncing due to IOS limitations. It's shit, you are better off with nextcloud on IOS
I have no idea wtf you guys are talking about at this point? Obsidian? Isn’t that the thing girls ride to get orgasms on OF? 
I don't even know what you're getting it confused with because I'm not a simp.
You are either single and very innocent or you’ve been married for a while 😂
Or he just doesnt use OF 🤷🏾♂️
I don’t either. They don’t accept sats yet 👀
Gotta work that circular economy 👀
Bitcoin is for enemies and hard working sex workers. Stacey knows all about that.
Is he an enemy of sex?
He’s an ally 🌈
Definitely cut his ration. He's blind as a bat today. To the gulags!
Dude I just walked into another hellthread that's just an autistic argument about hardware wallets and I'm glad I have the ⭕ instead.
where do I sign up for notification spam
Damus has got you covered. Pokey too.
Okay now I’ll wait
Just cleared cache…can see threads again😳🤨…I see u *ssholes have been busy in my absence🧐😂😂🫡 
How far along are you?
Not sure what this means…I just hit clear cache🤔
Why? …have I set off an irreversible cascade of digitally catastrophic events? …can it be reversed with a necromancer spell bro?😳 
Stache cleared the cache
And stache is now expecting
Is it going to be a boy or a girl?
IT wizard. He is well versed in the cache ways.
Well not to brag but I do teach an IT class in the ⭕️…😉🫡
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Is that…Stache’s true final form? Where he’s forever expecting?
Truly spectacular! 👀
No wonder John lost our keys
He then disappeared 
This is not what I meant be elevating your meme game 
Count your blessings 🫂
Threads are not loading for me right now …but I’m pretty sure I think this response sux😳🤨😂
There‘s a free version of syncthing on Linux, but from my experience trying to synchronize between Linux & iPhone the problem lies with the folder on the iPhone wherein Obsidian puts the notes. I didn’t find any way to change from the default, and moebius only syncs its own folder (doesn’t permit selecting other folders to sync as well). I assume — correct me if I‘m wrong please — the root of this issue lies in the walled garden, plus Obsidian offers a service to sync via their own servers (for a couple of pounds a month)… Any suggestion on how to overcome the issue is greatly appreciated!
A lot of people seem to love it. I dabbled only, but found some sweet plugins that’ll I’ll def come back for. Some on here even follow methods for organizing
Organizing? With hashtags? Or folders? Or something else entirely?
Nunyabusiness (will spare him the tagging here) talked about it in podcast I tagged with this:
#zettelkasten
And I’m aware others exist, but if I had to adopt one I’d prob just try his out since seems he’s knowledgeable. I personally don’t plan to note so much that it’s worth the effort
Yes! I listened to his episode on Obsidian and then decided to give it a try
I think BTC_P2P or Anonymous (I mix them up a little in my head cuz both have black and white pfps) also use heavily and talked about it a while back. I need to make effort to get back into it. Still newb. But plugin for everything it seems
I’ll ask them.
I use the excalidraw plugin to write with a pen on the ipad. Syncs instantaneously to the phone.
Synching for free? I forget and don’t wanna ask earlier amid thread…
I saw newer iPads with Apple AI can smooth out handwriting to make it less shit but still personalized
There are a few plugins that recognize the handwriting but I wanted one that kept my handwriting.
Yes sync for free with icloud
Oh nice. I’m in process of upping my note game. Didn’t know about the handwriting plugins, and iPad too old for Apple AI (hoping one of those plugins will still work for me..)
Side note - got a Remarkable2 that using more for handwriting now. Quality product imo, but pricey for what it does
I think obsidian prevents mixing handwriting into pdfs? Seem to remember some annoying limitation like that. Plus writing on glass with the pen is kinda tough
Pen
Paper
Notebook
Old school. Best way
You’d be surprised how helpful just a few digital modernizations (erase, move, scroll farther, cut/paste, and upload/synch, small size/one location) can be, imHo. But yeah, you might be right
Why not both?
👀
https://www.huion.com/Smart_NoteBook/huion-note.html
I've got a graphics tablet from these guys, cheap and works great.
Interesting, wasn’t aware of that. I’m tapped out of paper-replacement budget for now, so gonna go ahead and pretend I got the best solution
I have an older ipad as well. No iPad AI for me neither
Believe me when I tell you I am so technologically retarded that nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 has an edge on me. Definitely not me. I use Damus with the preset relays and tbh I don’t even really know what I’m doing I just keep showing up and saying shit
👆this is the way.
And crayon memes.
Professor Stacey, sir. He teaches IT stuff.
He learned from the best. Here’s him in his youth. 
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 I thought you were a doctor!? Who the heck sent you all the IT memo while I’m sitting here still watching TV on this shit (I labeled it so I don’t forget what’s what) 
No I’m being 100% serious I genuinely thought he was a doctor
He is.
Both can be true.
You’re telling me my life is in the hands of a guy who doesn’t know how to crop a screenshot?
Never forget
Look at it this way: would you rather he knew how to crop a screenshot or how to save your life?
No no no. This is wrong. We should demand more from society. We need a higher standard of care. Doctors should have a good meme game. I’d rather die.
Ok then 🤣
3rd fav post o day…so far😂🫡🌅
🧐🤔🤔🧐🥄🔥👌🕹️🥄🥄He’s got a point.
Take a fucking chance https://video.nostr.build/b41face497a86cc9d62d18689e0ed45b3fc8958290600edb42b332067a3ce3ce.mp4
He was f*ckin awesome😂😂😂
He was tempered in raw sewage…me I’m gettin tempered in the ⭕️…😳😂😂🫡
One of the best. RIP legend 👑
Carlin was the greatest...
There aren’t comedians like him anymore. Bill Burr was the last one that came close.
I’ve seen Burr live 3 times.
First time was a small place with about 20 people in it total. Early on for him. Never laughed harder in my life.
One of the best. Though he went a little soft since Covid sadly imo
Very soft. And the married kids thing changed him. For the worse.
One of my favorite bits. I laughed so fucking hard.
https://video.nostr.build/f6fd90f4cd76cfd4ca9c1e15ddd9e7b1e04d01ee3a468213503a0a7ea7c2cca6.mp4
his character in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure was so cool
He is
The f*ckin ⭕️ has improved my coping skillz🤨
…however, I’m a lil concerned there may be intestinal turbulence in my decaching mechanism…I’ve moved the thrusters up 89% and trimmed my mud flaps but threads are still loading very slowly🤷🏽♂️
… the long and short of it is that it makes defending myself against this unprecedented onslaught o retarded very difficult 🤨
…a catastrophe of this magnitude has to be someone’s (someone else’s) fault…I’d appreciate any contact info for the owners of the relays fortunate enuf to be entrusted with my content so that appropriate *ss chewing can be issued🧐😂🫡 
Just seeing this post in its full context and splendor 😂😂
I think our sneaky lil quant has been poking his greasy lil green fingers in crevices where they don’t belong and broke nostr again🤨… my threads are still loadin like sloths on qualudes😳
Just a few observations you may find helpful…
1) it appears your scud deflector needs to be directed more to the southwest
2) the compression wick appears fully extended and not well centered in the zone of amygdala which will make the trigger mechanism very stiff/heavy… and ain’t nobody got time for that
3) it doesn’t appear that the base mounts are fully bonded which is a serious lightning/electrical concern
4) that run is too long for that RG-59 cable… switch to RG-11. They both have an impedance of 75 Ohms but the RG-11 can handle signal frequencies of up to 3 GHz and that long run… it mitagates the need for RF repelling suppositories (doesn’t mean u can’t use them just save them for when ur feeling Randy😳😂)…also uv exposure will be a problem over time
5) I think that’s it ….u should be good to go🤔🫡
🤔😳🧐👌👌👌👌
😂😂
Welllll…it’s a little more complex and nuanced than that🧐🤔😂
I hate that you’re ruining graphene for me. I’m trying to get off this damn iPhone already lol
Try it out for yourself. Also ask utxo what he thinks of it. If you want a second opinion
What does he use?
He tried graphene then reverted back to android
Just regular android? Lmao
Yes. Graphene is that bad 🤣
Yeah before graphene I was on stock for years lol.
It has some nice features. Very user friendly
I'm not gonna say it's not that bad.
It's got a learning curve and you're gonna want to climb it. I've just been messing with android phones and custom ROMs since my youth so it wasn't so bad for me.
I've been slowly and steadily delving into obsidian. I think it's really cool.
Switching to graphene soon. Android is pretty cucked but at least it’s open source. Apple users in the UK about to get backdoored.
UK government right now:
https://video.nostr.build/6b22e7d2c292077806bdf537d50ab701e920205e92291c4ad75a304c090a644e.mp4
Android is open source adjacent with a lot of closed source components
> Google play and Google apps both enter the chat
Can't argue with Gboard being the best keyboard for Android. I just quarantine it with zero permissions. Can't trust that shit.
The permissions it requires are crazy
I like heliboard
Now do the threads. Damus vs the vertical lines. I’ll wait 🤭🤭🤭
We were promised girlfriends, but will settle for boyfriends instead. 💜
#Amethyst
Unless... 👀👀
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Oldman found himself in a nice predicament 🍑
Is this real???
Yes.
#Yestr
👀
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 I’m really sorry about taking your rations and I’d like you to take me on your next adventure with me. Quant please give him back his rations, he’s going to need his strength when we go.
Sure. Only if I get to come too 👀
…for research purposes
Yes… research
https://video.nostr.build/868df41e75a1781acdef1a64386fa95ee2c3736e2a7b354453857d0e95d4146d.mp4
Fucking nostr:npub1v7k63c6y2vktlqhsuupywt3yc7ykursujc34at964f9cv9s9y9csjutfk0 is 100% a fed. That guy is everywhere that’s suspicious!
I’m just a humble lawyer helping the citizens
The threads aren’t loading for me right now🤨…but no matter the thread I love this response😳😂😂🫡⭕️
Switch to Amethyst. It's got pronouns now apparently.
no way, he isn't that cucked is he?
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 if you put She/It as your pronouns. All rations will be restored forever. No more confiscations for you. You’ll get extra rations even. All it takes is a screenshot. And you leave them on of course
She/it is cut off for the week
✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️
Dohhhh!!…Damnit!!!! 
Don’t worry nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 said you’ll get very rich that way 🤭
You’re on the right path now
nostr:note1a43elyk67c5ggc4u43ajqyrgm7x0cx7z0xqz5m5tzvend0lax70sqna4dn
Who upset you Stacey? 👀👀
Mahdood decided to cut off his food intake for the week. No more rations. Full gulag
Life ain’t easy when ur GF is fat and greasy🤔
…but it’s a lot worse when ur retarded and hungry😳🤨😂
Festive lunch with frens 💜
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HOLY SHIT LMAO 