I swear to god if i hear one more grown ass mfer say “jesus is king”…

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Oooooh. Love it. I opened a nice can of worms on this one. Get em boys.

Welcome to Nostr where we start religious wars in the replies.

Muslims, you're all wrong. Mohammed isn't the last prophet, Satoshi Nakamoto is.

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Yessss, yessss. This is it. War. Let’s do it. Chaos.

And superhero’s.

Pretty anticlimactic tbh

They forgave us

We’re all gettin lambos so who gives a flying fuck. Amiright?

I will fight to the death for you to get a Lambo if you choose it. our power of choice is all we have.

I will drive my focus until it strands me

Focus with a Lambo engine. 🤔

I have everything I need. I just want to keep it. But nothing lasts, except for Bitcoin.

Stay Bitcoin SatsMcd

Lambo with a check engine light always on.

I don’t want a lambo 🫣

Satanists living minimalistically

So hot right now.

Hey i am not a satanist. I simply wanted to shine a light on their lack of worshipping satan

And here we have Nostr at its best…

I don’t want a Lamborghini. I want acres of land and to be left alone

Done. ✅

Tired:

When Lambo?

Wired:

When land?

🧐

Is this a Nicholas Cage in Gone in 60 Seconds reference?

That’s winning.

Lambos also come as tractors. Very fast.

That's where they got their start in farming

Ghost over here spittin’ true wisdom while BT circlejerks about the fiat price.

What do you get someone that already has acres of land & copious amounts of privacy?

Another nice flannel would do.

Me & you🤝🤝🤝🤌

Same goals. I do have land but I need acres of it.

Sold most shit I own. Not my land tho. My top 3 prized possessions in no particular order

1. Ostrich skin boots

2. Land

3. #bitcoin

I’m a simple man

Noice.

...how about a Lamborghini ~tractor~ for your arable land?

Yup. 👍

Already have one. 😂

Acres of land are better for the soul than a lambo. My mental health improves every time I walk across mine.

👆this

I don’t want a $250,000 car. I want 250 $1000 cars.

Where you buying a $1K car mothafucka?

From a Mexican dude

🤔🧐🤔👀

Lots of land is the only way to park all the lambos.

👆this. Pave over all the grass too for…………Lambo parking. You get it.

Take down all the trees, for the multi-car garage.

Trees are bad for cars. Leaves can stain. Fruit could fall on the hood. Gone. All of em.

Fuck the lambo. Be raising grass fed beef and be bresthing clean air than showponying with a lambo!

Soon.

“He doesn’t have a Lambo”

You do know what Lamborghini's primary and original business is right?

"Lamborghini Trattori"

They'll have appropriate vehicles for your land.

I want a Lamborghini.

And a house?

Wish granted………………

Nobody talks about his drip. The casual yet clinical motherfucker

Word.

I use cars til they die, then get em fixed and do it again 💯

Hmmmmmm

Christ is King has a better flow to it.

So does “Snap Crackle Pop” but at least I can explain in detail why those elves don't make cookies with the Kebler Eleves.

Kebler elves are all fudge packers. Prolly scared. 🤣 I jest…

Neither are real.

Just human constructs to sell a story and buy a product

And yet, not above controversy of their own.

We've already presupposed that sodomy is morally wrong with a term like fudge packer. Where do we go now?

It was just a pun. 🤣

Apparently they were recently accused of being racist, which prompted the remark. Everything can offend these days. I’d rather laugh than go around with a support blanket.

Let’s hear it. I’ve never been able to grasp that one.

🤔🔥

In honor of nobody, I think we should call it the nothing candle

Nothing is perfect

Nihilist. Nice. Comin Over the top.