“Why do you drive an 18-year-old car? Don’t you feel like you’re missing out on all the new tech?” nostr:note1u5j5404n2xhj8s7m4zqpnv824hhxcdtl22e2lu65cdrv2tn3rmxqntc8cy

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Screw the tech..lol. That's why I have a phone.

Vehicles peaked decades ago, it's all downhill from here

Our cars used to be the one place we could always count on to go when we want to be alone. Look what they’ve taken from us.

Dude you said you have work to do.

Am I the only one who would randomly have insane conversations on purpose to see what ads it would suggest?

Your car is going to lock you inside and drive you straight to FBI headquarters.

Since it tracks your location that could be hysterical. Hi Matt we see you like to go to ABC massage parlor followed by Cheetah’s gentleman’s club on Thursdays. Did you know that Le Girls has a Thursday night special! Would you like to hear more?

“We’ve sent an arrival notification to your wife.”

Exactly! Also there is a special on STI testing at the minute clinic.

🤣😂🤣😂

I'm sensing a meme or funny video coming out of this. Except I guess its not funny and its real and happening. Like a lot of stuff these days

anyone monitoring new tech to landfill transition?

180 seconds to skip ad and begin your commute to work.

“I’m running late!”

“I’m sorry, you clicked Agree to our terms and conditions. Your car will start once you’ve completed this 10 question survey.”

This is the reason, I drive a $700 truck from 2004

I will not drive some that spies and/or nags me

Plus non of my locks work, but it doesn't matter cause no one looks twice at the vehicle

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