Literally every time 😂
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And then they don’t listen to what you say
Some primary cares and specialists, but nobody has time to care in the ER lol
The ER interrogates you. Like, are you sure ma’am? Because we need to ask you this repeatedly in 12 different ways because we will never believe you. Please pee in a cup so we can settle this. You’re a liar. 🤥
If the urine analysis is negative:
“We didn’t find anything, but here’s an iv with fluids, Zofran, and morphine. Goodbye”
Damn, that’s good treatment. “Ma’am would you like some torradol?”
Nope. That will do nothing 😜
Also, never go to the ER in an Oxford House sweatshirt. Nurses are dicks. 😜