Flashback to this fun article. Went to the place in SF that won and it was awesome. https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/americas-best-burrito/
Discussion
Oh damn, nice find. Love learning more about food ๐๐
This makes you a good person ๐
I canโt wait to be a parent one day, just so I can cook for and with my kids ๐
Being a parent turns you into a short order line cook with angry patrons who throw your food on the floor and only finish half of everything at best.
Tough customers play a big part in becoming a better cook ๐๐
Youโre not really a dad until your four-year-old looks you dead in the eye after taking one bite of dinner and says, โTwo thumbs down!โ
Nice work.
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ The fact that you still remember really means it got to you
What a lovely lad youโre raising ๐ซถ๐ซถ
What did you make, if I may ask?
Almost anything, literally. Probably pierogies.
Could be worse. Could be Gordon Ramsey screaming, โthis taste like fucking garbage!โ
How do you know my kids so well?
My three year old was vomiting tonight quite a bit.
I really felt bad for her, but a part of me was wondering, "What the fuck? You didn't like my chicken fingers and fries?"
The after-dinner puke is like a kick in the balls, isnโt it?
You spend a lot of time wondering if it was "too much excitement today?" or "not microwaved long enough?" ๐
I donโt have these problems yet, but it sounds fun af!
Oh, itโs the most rewarding punishment ever created.
Yikes. Canโt wait! We are scared to have kids but my wife and I want 5
Try having one first and see how it goes. ๐คฃ
We have 3 dogs, so I know I can juggle responsibility, but I know kids are different. You canโt leave kids outside unsupervised for several hours like you can dogs.
Before age 5 canโt take your eyes off of them for ten seconds. Small children are suicidal maniacs and your only job is to keep them from killing themselves fifty times a day.
Fuckโฆ
My youngest has decided to make a game of jumping from one couch to the other near a coffee table with sharp metal edges.
What it sounds like 
That sounds radical. We have a X Gamer in the making here.
Unfortunately, live and learn is often required with little humans (and adult ones)
I wanted 10 kids. Now I just want to sleep.
How many do you have?
One boy and one girl. Boy is 12 and girl is 10. Thereโs nothing better in the world, I promise.
5 wow thatโs ambitious. Personally I want 2 or 3 but having a big family would be cool as-well! Iโd just like to give more attention to 2-3 kids than spread my attention out to 5 as someone who was the oldest of a family of 7 (5 children) itโs not ideal.
Think about how many you can possibly fit in a vehicle at any given time because you will be shutting them everywhere. And packing for a trip will take you an entire day.
True but even in most trucks you can fit 5 people so 3 children is still fine. Anything over 3 is too much for me donโt want to have to buy an SUV ๐คฃ. Personally Iโd like to stick with two but I want a daughter and a son. So might go with three if that doesnโt happen with two.
Blessed is the man whoโs quiver is full.
