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#MOISTR
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Never do that again the suspense was killing me 👉🏻😮💨
Oh great nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r is back hi Marie 🙄🤣
Oh hi there 😂 
Um, what is usually “moist” Marie? 🫡
I know.. But what is so moist!?? 😂
Cake 🍰😂
Noooo.. I like puffy tacos! 😂
Huh? I don’t get it! Is this another USA thing 😂
You don’t get it? 🌮 you know the shape of a taco.
Yeahhh…but I still don’t really get it, sorry 🤔😂
Camel toe, moose knuckles. Puffy moist tacos. Heard of any of those?
Ohhhh I have heard of camel toe, but not the others….think I got it now 🤣😂
The funniest one is yo-yo smuggler.
What? Another one!
There are more but I don’t think I can top that.
Hungry Clam
Dolphin’s nose.
Dolphin nose? I thought their nose was just blunt?
Takes a little imagination.
Oh I see it now! 🙂
Wtf is this thread lol
I said abandon hope all ye who etc etc here already jeez I mean welcome to the shit show 🤣
If you just showed up here…
https://video.nostr.build/9a578e4cd484e6852ab56de83cf76834fee746ddc84d52a5f816364a8e67500f.mp4
Deer Hoof
Golden Arches
Moose Knuckle
Cats Paw
Mule Nose
Yo Yo Smuggler
Mumbler (Aussie)
Beef Curtains
Meat Drapes
Piss Curtains
Snake & Eggs (men's)
Dinner Roll
Crotch Waffle
Piss Fenders
Mudflaps
Good Old Crack
Gunt
Melvin
Dove Breast
Brakepads
Vertical Smile
Fatlips
Vedgie
Slurpy
Vacuum Vulva
Pastrami Flaps
Hot Tamaki Walk
Tuna Taco
Buffalo Gums
Rooster Jaws
Wagon Ruts
Beaver Teeth
Mumble Pants (Sweden)
Ninja Boot
Whisker Biscuits
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
Marcia (Aussie)
Skin Canoe
Fatty
Mossy Jaw
The Big W
Chia Hole
Lip Jeans
Beetle Hood
Hungry Minge
Sausage Wallet
Moose Paw
Front Bottom
Velvet Love Pocket
Welly Top
Hefty Cleft
Frum
Pancake Fold
Tongue Roll
Bologna Flap-Over
Furrogi (Poland)
Fortune Nookie (China)
Bearded Taco
Fur Burger
Calamari Cockring
Displabia
Slot Pocket
Bluntfrunt
Fishamjig
Pole Magnet
Pocket Pie
Clamarama
Seems like a great time to remind everyone PV does not stand for Pura Vida anymore it is now Pure Vagina 🤙🏻
Mumble (Aussie)? nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r Have you heard this one before?
I think you went to far, Daniel. Lol 😂
WTF! I go to walk my doggo and come back to this insane thread 🤣😂
I’ve got some catching up to do 😜
I didn’t come up with that one. You posted it. 🤣
I know, I was just blaming you. 😂
This dude here just posts the whole UrbanDictionary page.
😂😂😂
Yeah I was having more fun going one by one then some guys blows his load prematurely and all of a sudden the party’s over 🤦🏼 for shame
Typical male, there’s always one 🤣
We’re sorry. We usually last longer.
That’s what they all say 😜
They are done. I am still pumping hard.
Excuse me I am nowhere near done being inappropriate or “pumping hard” whatever it is you kids are doing you think is so special
LOL 😂
Ok now I’m done
Finally! Good work mate!
Time for sleep. 💤
Yes, I came. Sleepy now.
Anybody got a titty I can fall asleep on?
Marie?
Yes Frank….
“What is it now?” -nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r
Oh was just seeing if you could help BB with his question?
Nn! 💜
Dolphins are way too cute to be included 😂
You can’t blame them for what their face looks like.
Why do women have all these names but men don’t?
Women lack imagination
Well there is budgie smugglers and now let me think…🤔
Picture a bunch of 16 year-old boys who think about sex constantly but have no idea how to find it or what they would do if they could.
So they coin terms and curate instruction manuals. Pretty standard.
Ok so here’s some male terms;
Womb broom
Womb Raider
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Vlad the Impaler
Uncle Reamus
Trouser Snake
Tan Banana
Sex Pistol
Russell the one-eyed muscle
One-eyed monster
One-eyed trouser trout
Rumpleforeskin
Richard and the twins
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Puff the one-eyed dragon
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Pleasure Pump
Moby Dick
Lord Hardwick
Long dong silver
Lap Rocket
Knobgoblin
King Dong
Justin-in beaver
Herman von longschlongenstein
Heat seeking moisture missile
Frank n’ beans
Fuck puppet
Excalibur
Energizer Bunny
Damn! Thats pretty impressive! 😂🫡
But wait, there’s more…
Disco stick
The Dicktator
Cocktapus
Clam hammer
Cave hunter
The blue-veined aristocrat
Atomic turtle
Action Jackson
Mutton dagger
Yogurt slinger
Meat scepter
Wedding wrecker
Spam javelin
Tuna torpedo
Dora the explorer
Vagina miner
Jurassic Pork
Tiny Tim
The bone ranger
Woody Womb Pecker
Detailed strategy maps and arcane lore.
Shots fired
Not when they’re sideways apparently
LMAO!! 😂
In middle school I had a young blonde religion teacher named Mrs. Taco. It was a mess.
Cause you kept thinking of what exactly? 😂
You don't need to imagine what we were thinking about under her miniskirt
And she wore a miniskirt to teach! 🤔
Yes it was a mess.
Lucky! I would have been her best student!!
She was a mind bender. Catholic religion teacher... and sex-ed instructor. WTF was wrong with that principal?
I hate it when my nice moist taco falls apart and makes a mess
She acted like such a slut, even though she was married to a mexican cop, some of us suspected her of being into some of us 14yo boys
She surely wore her micro mini skirt on purpose.
I don't remember if they invented velcro by then 😂
Oh i thought you said velcro miniskirt rofl 🤣
Quick somebody call the patent office! We’re on to something big here
Deer Hoof
Golden Arches
Moose Knuckle
Cats Paw
Mule Nose
Yo Yo Smuggler
Mumbler (Aussie)
Beef Curtains
Meat Drapes
Piss Curtains
Snake & Eggs (men's)
Dinner Roll
Crotch Waffle
Piss Fenders
Mudflaps
Good Old Crack
Gunt
Melvin
Dove Breast
Brakepads
Vertical Smile
Fatlips
Vedgie
Slurpy
Vacuum Vulva
Pastrami Flaps
Hot Tamaki Walk
Tuna Taco
Buffalo Gums
Rooster Jaws
Wagon Ruts
Beaver Teeth
Mumble Pants (Sweden)
Ninja Boot
Whisker Biscuits
Vertical Bacon Sandwich
Marcia (Aussie)
Skin Canoe
Fatty
Mossy Jaw
The Big W
Chia Hole
Lip Jeans
Beetle Hood
Hungry Minge
Sausage Wallet
Moose Paw
Front Bottom
Velvet Love Pocket
Welly Top
Hefty Cleft
Frum
Pancake Fold
Tongue Roll
Bologna Flap-Over
Furrogi (Poland)
Fortune Nookie (China)
Bearded Taco
Fur Burger
Calamari Cockring
Displabia
Slot Pocket
Bluntfrunt
Fishamjig
Pole Magnet
Pocket Pie
Clamarama