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Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

On the 7th day God rested and Chuck Norris took over.

Dude I’m laughing so fucking hard right now. 🤣😂

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Chuck Norris mines BTC with his enemies quivering.

Chuck Norris read this before you even typed it.

Chuck Norris Kick power measured in Ehash

Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Chuck Norris is the reason the Apple logo has a bite out of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

Someone once asked Chuck Norris how many push ups he can do. He simply replied "All of them."

When Chuck Norris lifts dumbbells, they get smarter.

Chuck Norris once went to The Virgin Islands. Now they're just The Islands.

Chuck Norris once took a lie detector test.

The machine confessed everything.

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