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golly, are those tomatoes ;)

I feel like they missed an opportunity by having a bag of oranges rather than a bag of peaches. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

I got a bag potatoes

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If you’re looking for a word play Halloween costume idea, hang one of those taters on a string so it’s at crotch height. Congratulations you’re a dick-tater/dictator.

The man in penny is a keeper

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Oh little girl, there are times when I feel, that i’d rather not be the one behind the wheel.

Love it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ your pun game is strong πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ’―πŸ’―

Thank you!

De nada.

So tell me, you come to these conclusions often? What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a time this?

^..like this..^

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Do I come up with punny Halloween costume ideas frequently? Mostly in the run up to Halloween. I’m so sad I’ve never had a baby. For years I’ve wanted the parents to go as a spoon and fork and dress the baby as a spork.

Would you like some heroin? We have a doctor here.

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I think you need to work on your jokes.

Tough crowd, but I’ll try

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Mainvolume nooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½

What I do?

Not a french fry fan?

A corner stone in nutritional junk food.

Romeo & Julia is an oppenheimer type of happy ending

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Eager hearts, patience lights outs.

Dramatic effects enhance the experience.

I can’t tell you yet, but maybe tomorrow has a romantic touch to it.

Is the virtue in sin?

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I’m thinking, I’m thinking πŸ€”πŸ«£ is balls? πŸ₯Ή Oranges are big, no? What kinda balls your guys got in America ? πŸ‘€

Oranges can range in size from cuties (little but maybe they count as clementines?) to ridiculously large where it looks almost like the size of a grapefruit. Similar in the UK?

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Damn girl chill, dinner first.

Damn, J. Jonah Jameson, all work no play πŸ˜žπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™πŸ½πŸ’―

Favorite clip of Jameson πŸ’―πŸ€£

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMswcdMGdQM

nice !

i thought it was a how to :lol

haha nah, I believe in you, you got it πŸ’ͺπŸ½πŸ˜ŽπŸ’―πŸ’― you just gotta be feeling yourself, then πŸ“Έ (not in that way πŸ™πŸ½πŸ€£)

Unless you’re super young πŸ˜… then no need to be doing this πŸ™πŸ½πŸ˜…πŸ™ŒπŸ½

Also careful who you send them to πŸ™πŸ½πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚

I would make a argument that if you are super young then you probably should not be doing this

Agreed πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ™πŸ½

ho, i'm definitely not young :)

but i was kidding a little . The book is certainly wonderful

Hmmm... 😏

Annie knowsss πŸ˜ŒπŸ’―πŸ’œ

Well...what I know and don't know noone knows. I'm mysteriousssss.....

Same here man πŸ˜Žβ˜ΊοΈπŸ’œain’t no one know nothin bout nothin 🫣

I'm still shocked that I got Rick Rolled.

So was I… πŸ™ƒ

I see what you did there 🀣

I dunno what you’re talking about πŸ˜‡β˜ΊοΈπŸ€—

Need

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Mmmh, i love oranges

Oranges, peaches, pears, plums, syringes.