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245 super cool peeps in this thiccccccc ol thread!!!
things getting crazy now!!!
You wanna get out? just zapp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just said that bitch
at “100,000 others” I burn these keys
The 4 sats is bae sats 💜🤙🏼 #[225]
🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
#[227]
I’ve never scrolled thru my mentions longer than this on nostr. Flashback to early Stackchain days.
This is better!
YES I WAS JUST THINKING THIS
#[252]
Jesper
#[253]
5000 sats
ts/redeem/d83f9d3749bcb54e4fdf0515b9b8f5a7c162b2ecbaa366bb
🫡
Dern. Missed it
Missed it by a few secs darn it
This place looks crowded
Welcome aboard
It is a zap circle jerk ... not that there is anything wrong with that.
#[254] what is crowded? #NostrCrowds 🤣🤣
Missed it 😔 🏵️
Welp. THANKS GUYS… SET MY DARN PHONE ON FIRE 
#[255] Kim Jong-un approved for the drain 🤣🤣🤣🤙🏼
I live in student housing and I think I’ve found out they set a bandwidth limit on devices per hour. Consistently for the last few days I’ve gotten on nostr and in about 15 mins my internet cuts out.
Nostr rn:
You zap me, I zap you.
You spam me, I spam you.
“Zappin’ Even Nappin’”
Verse 1:
I'm making moves while I'm snoozin'
Sending payments without losin'
My precious sleep, I'm stayin ahead
With Bitcoin lightning, I'll always shred
Chorus:
Zappin' even nappin'
With lightning speed, I'm never slacking
My nostr game is never lacking
Zappin' even nappin'
Verse 2:
While others count sheep, I count my stacks
With Bitcoin lightning, I never look back
I can pay my peeps without even waking
My nostr game is always making
Chorus:
Zappin' even nappin'
With lightning speed, I'm never slacking
My nostr game is never lacking
Zappin' even nappin'
Verse 3:
I'm the king of the nostr scene
With lightning payments, I reign supreme
My skills are sharp, my timing is right
I'm sending payments day and night
Chorus:
Zappin' even nappin'
With lightning speed, I'm never slacking
My nostr game is never lacking
Zappin' even nappin'
Verse 4:
My friends call me the nostr king
I can pay for anything with a quick zing
While others sleep, I'm making moves
With Bitcoin lightning, I can never lose
Chorus:
Zappin' even nappin'
With lightning speed, I'm never slacking
My nostr game is never lacking
Zappin' even nappin'
Outro:
So if you're looking to make some cash
And you want to do it in a flash
Just use Bitcoin lightning and you'll see
Zappin' even nappin' is the key
Next level dopamine exchange
Let’s get it 
Gentlemen and roya
Roya my girl shake it ⚡️1000
Tupac is literally the character I didn't know I'd appreciate on here. 🤙✌️⚡️
Notifications is the captain now 
I actually LOLed
sup
Wait a zap'n second!
#[256]
Cheers #[245] and #[71] for the zaps 🙌💟
Who’s Roya ?
A very kind Bitcoiner 🫂💜
#[73] is everything
No, that's shower girl.
Who is shower girl
Global porn pic that was frequently posted by bots. Haven’t seen her in a while.
Omg there she is!!!!!
This thread is going to put me over 😔 
Ok on the count of 3, EVERYONE STOP FUCKING POSTING HERE. One… Two… Three! 🛑
Three
1 2 3...
No
Who likes pizza?
signal overload ... negate ... who doesn't like pizza
Your mum
Me 👋
At least 2 times a week
Rookie numbers. Gotta pump those up
Has anyone asked ChatGPT how to turn this off?
Yep. It's answer was to zap me!
OPEN THE POD BAY DOOR HAL....
Can we call this a snowball thread?
Snowball 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Bye
Im out. But not yet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼
Notifications are the ego-killer. Notification is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my notifications. I will permit them to pass over me and through me. And when they have gone past I will turn the inner eye to see their path. Where the notifications have gone there will be nothing. Only Zaps will remain.
-Frank Herbert (probably)
Getting ready for next #[246] blast. Bring it On!
Brrrrrrrrrrr
😂 totally
Slow down on that C2H5OH
n0str pr0n and whiskey neat
Roya is Zen. Fyi.
