what are you, a cucumber?

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Hahahahahahaga might be

tbh i am anything like a cucumber

bc i forget to stay hydrated

lol hahaha i still prefer my salad

You crazy girl πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

thanks πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you still choosing bread with vegemite? 🀍

Over salad??? Fs!!! 🀣🀣

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isabella, you can be healed

idk man πŸ˜‚

depends on sammy and salad

proper caesar's is nice, but so is some ciabatta, with pesto, olive oil, jamon, mozzarella and salad

The only salad I accept is a fruit salad tbh hahahaha

Good news, tomatoes and cucumbers are fruit.

yes

and ketchup is jam

damn then mine is almost a fruit salad

Hahahahaha and they make the best salad with some avocado ;)

oh god

avocado in a salad? i don’t like avocado 🫣

avocado is meh, pretty bland

guac is nice tho

depends

on what?

You have to add lime and salt and then the magic happens.

yup

ew, what is that... taste?!?

the guac

tutorial:

1. make good guac

2. don't make not good guac

good english

thank

u velkom

Omg what?? It’s like natures butter… you need to eat a good one with a good amount of salt!

tried. didn’t work unfortunately

i prefer a boiled potato to an avocado

but again, i'm eastern european

fair i can be on board with that

He means he’s white and fearful of seasoning.

Hahahahahaha fr

boiled potato with butter and salt

bro

it's the tikka masala of baltics

This is the spuddiest timeline

yes, call me the spuderman

of northern europe you mean

northern europe?

oh how very kind of you

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hahaha

But have you tried boiled potato with avocado?? The besttttt

what the fuck

what?!? no way you’re eating that. that CONTROVERSIAL

controversial?

this is warcrime material

straight to guantanamo bay

lol i said controversial not jail πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hahahah thanks babes

you can expect her to pay the bail then

Hahahahahaha

about that…

hahaha always πŸ«‚πŸ€

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Whaaat?? Why??? People eat potatoes with butter…. This is literally the same.. avocado is just fruit butter

fruit butter

no

what

no

Literally is… ahahaha

hahahaha what

mhm…i don’t know. just something about avocados and potatos

Just try it, it’s good hahaha

potatocados

Branding genius!

tbh i prefer avospudo

Over avotados?

avotardos

Nailed it!

better branding

mhm, but i don’t even like avaocado nor do i like salt and butter at my potatos

sorry nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4

Hahahaha crazy girl

what we've learned today, is that wencke doesn't eat

anything

So it seems hahahahahah

hahahaha ouch πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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lol i eat…some things

you can have my olives, pineapples, raisins and apricots

i can take your olives

grazie mille

you’re welcome

Awww the olive theory πŸ₯Ή

olive theory? what’s that? i live under a rock if you haven’t noticed yet

uhhh, same

hahahaha

β€œThe Olive Theory, popularized by How I Met Your Mother, is a lighthearted relationship idea suggesting compatibility comes from one partner loving olives and the other hating them, creating balance”

hahaha awww that’s actually really cute πŸ₯ΉπŸ€

Righttt

i need to dive deeper into this

My wife absolutely despises olives so we’re a perfect match.

and you absolutely despite her?

wait

That’s how you interpreted my comment?

issa joke ser πŸ˜‚

ntahlah

I love thattt

She also hates pickles, mustard, grapefruit, and peanut butter. It’s like she was born on another planet.

well…i agree with all of it except the pickles

Hahahah girl we already know you don’t eat anything ahahahhaha

facts

lmao thanks

hahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

peanut butter and pickles are aight, grapefruit and mustard are like 3/10

You probably can’t get decent grapefruit on your continent.

bro

the potatoes we have

you'd cry from excitement

and the pickles we make

facts

I’m down for a flight of pickles.

Don't tell her about my love for peanut butter & dill pickle sandwiches.

Hahahahaha I always wanted to try that.. never been brave enough hahahaha

So delicious. It's a good flavour combo, peanuts, salt & vinegar. You see it often in Asian cuisine. Thai peanut sauces 🀀

Honestly sounds amazing when I think about it… I’ll def try it

Anything with salt and vinegar I’m down

i can do salt and vinegar

bro

psych ward misses you

peanut bitter and banana > peanut pickel

gross 😎

Pineapple on pizzas and burgers πŸ˜‚

burger OK

pizza GFY

And beetroot on the burger too!!

muted

/jk

but wtf

Don’t knock it till you try it bro

i dislike beetroot as a whole

not as pickled

It's ok. I know it's scary the next day in the bathroom but it's totally safe, I swear.

The great Aussie burger πŸ”

I would have imagined you’d be into borscht given your geography.

the one we make and have doesn't have beetroot in it

my grandma makes it like that tho

Hmm. I've never had that. I do have picked beets though πŸ€”

you guys have some extraordinary food choices

Granny was hardcore. If you didn't eat what she made, you didn't eat. That opens up the palate at a young age πŸ˜‚

nope

it made me discover fasting real early tho

grew up the same way. didn’t end up the same way

being forced to eat things sucks. you ruin the excitement and enjoyment of the discovery process for the kid

never smth i'd do as a parent

agree

Omgggg the besttttt im literally craving that rn…

Hawaiian burger LFG πŸ‘

don’t yuck my yum ser

#tanelshould

yup

bruh

the bread ain't even toasted man

i need to go to sleep soon. im an old soul

same here, gn πŸ’œ

a great conversation. haven’t had this much fun on here in a while

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I hope you enjoyed the energy here tonight. πŸ«‚βš‘οΈπŸ’œ

yes πŸ™Œ haven’t seen this energy in a long time πŸ«‚πŸ’œ thanks

Big vibes! Gn

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FTFY

now put less mustard, add sriracha, crispy chicken, coleslaw, remove pickles, add red onions

Ser this isn't a burger king. You can't have it your way.

i eat either new stuff or stuff i like

life is too short to eat things you don't like

is that peanut butter? looks like cheese, try again πŸ˜‚

#penisbutter

oh, no it's def peanuts I just have bluelight filters

well, are you really ok with SO MUCH pickel in proportion to the peanut butter? AI led you wrong

I sometimes layer a single slice of bread with peanut butter, and place a whole dill pickle like the wiener in a hot dog for maximum pickliness.

Peanut butter on a hot dog is also good FWIW.

Now you have crossed a line.

I didn't believe it either till I tried it. Peanut butter hot dog, who knew πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

i can see it like a pickleback if i squint

but a spicy peanut butter satay sauce on an actual hot dog would slam and never woulda gotten there without you

Oh yeah that would be good. Everyone likes a spicy weiner.

hahaha

adams peanut butter, nestly semi-sweet chocolate morsels and banana

checkmate

(shaking my head in disbelief)

ngl I could crush one of those rn

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It's comfort food. Granny always made them.

she's right on the olives and isnt wrong on the pickles

maybe we come from the same star system? πŸ€”

aku juga

#sorrynotsorry

Without avos and taters I’d literally starve.

more for me, am happy

please go head. i want potatos tho

i gib one

danke

you dont salt or butter ur potatoes?

what do u do with them?!?! just straight out of the oven?

like in laura ingalls when they put them in their mittens to keep their hands warm on a sleigh ride to town and when they got room temp just ate em?

what?!? hahaha boil them, and then afterwards you add salt and butter (not me tho but others nostr:nprofile1qqs9c5yvxn6csehvwdq64ugvcxh496fr9wulskwgzq72tm8j42fm77qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq36amnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9emkjun9v3hx2apwdfcqww9yvy )

hahaha nah

fruit salad is weird

i like my fruit like i like my women, one at a time

hahaha

Hahahahaha you need to try the right mix, it’s makes all the difference

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send me a cooking video of you making it

and also proof that you actually physically are capable of eating vegemite, because i don't believe you

how are the both of you writing such long paragraphs so fast???

hehehhehe, not writing that fast really

my fingers are hurting. i can’t keep up

Hahahahahaahha πŸ₯Ί

Hahahahahaha just 3h of of me pealing pomegranates

oh you actually follow a recipe. i just throw something together 🫠

oh, i don't

it's just some concoction of things i've liked when put together

cono what??

fancy word for just saying mixing ingredients πŸ™„πŸ«‚

i forgot both of those words

lol good that we’re both glitching

i am always glitching

lmao πŸ€ͺ good then we’re two at least

Me m-m-me too.

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why does this gif look familiar

am i too old for this reference

#TanelHasnt seen Max Headroom?!

who tf is that

JFC πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

ugh

No way I could ever explain this to you.

https://v.nostr.build/o3m6dd3ANnnGNVzT.mp4

Too young

damn took me long to reply. (didnt notice 🫣 dont send me to jail)

cuz you still glitching thats why

remember the time the conversation went a little too fast, yeah im glitchy and that’s me right now

wat said

my bren not work

someting liiike dat