Anyone else’s husband pace around the house watching Bitcoin podcasts? No room is safe. The nerds will be heard *shakes fist at the sky*

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That guy does knot fuck around.

Bahaha no he does knot

I don't have a husband so, no. What is it this time? op_return? BIPs? Or is it just that time of the month? Oh wait, he's a guy...

Who fucking knows. Some nasally person talking about numbers

Nasal? You mean like Saylor? 😆

Tell him I said "smoke a fatty and... tick-tock, next block

I would know if it was saylor, it’s not quite that nasally 😂

Brad Bradstone?

I have no way of confirming 😂

Well I do, by asking, but I don’t wanna encourage him

couldn't be me :3

Obviously not 😂🫂

i pace around the house either refilling Her drink, picking up small toys i've stepped on from the little one lol

sometimes if i have a project i will pace around the house carrying one tool at a time as i need it because i'm too lazy to just take the entire bag

XD

I pace around the house for no reason at all lol.

oh~! my Wife does the same thing.

i usually have to pace behind Her finishing up what's She's left behind. i think of it as completing Her thoughts, as Her attention shifts rapidly lol <3

My wife doesn’t do that no 🤭

Must be nice 😂

She never talks about bitty either. She just buys some regularly. Straight to cold 😂

I would like to meet Mrs Node and confirm 🤷‍♀️

💯💯

You follow her on here 🤭

Her npub is inactive unfortunately

Oh yeahhh. Well you need to force her to talk to us 😂

I always send links to Damus when I share memes with her. Always. Scout’s honour 🤭

Ugh. Maybe our memes aren’t doing it for her anymore

She likes the memes. She didn’t build connections with other npubs though. I think that’s the main reason why she’s inactive

If yall fuckers would come on cornychat and hang more often, you would know that there are many wives who are fun to chat to

I believe you. This reminds me I have to come and say a few words like “aboot”. Even though I don’t use it in real life 😂

I just know you’re lying 😂 that’s why you still have to say it

Lying about using the word? 🤣

Why would I do that?

Opsec

If I wanted more opsec I would have said I was from France 🤣

But then you wouldn’t say aboot

I already don’t 🤭

Yes you do

Only times I’ve said it is when we were talking about it. Or when I had the “trana” conversation with Ryan

“trana” is short for Toronto btw 🤣🤣

Wait…hold on…is Ryan one of us? Or…one of yours?

Aren’t we all nostriches 😂

Yes but some of us are different nostriches who say aboot

Unsure he actually says aboot. But he’s from this side of the tariffs yes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not sure what the no is for 🤭

🤭🤭

🤭🤭

Some nostriches are more equal then others. But it depends on who you ask

This isn’t about equality and all that jazz. This is about some people being Canadian

What’s wrong with being Canadian? 🤭

🎶And I'm proud to be a Canadian

Where at least I have Poutine 🎶

That’s not an answer 🤭

Not a damn thing, but announce yourselves. I don’t like to be surprised and I already put you both in the “probably American” box in my brain and now I have to reorganize my memories which is a major pain in the ass for me is all

I do the same with Californians.

I’m not a Californian. I just live here right now. Born and raised on the east coast SONNNNNN

Coulda fooled me 🤭

Ain’t no way! 😂

😂😂

Wait…is that telling others what to do? 🤭🤭

Suggesting not telling

😂

The Canadians may be above us, but are you saying that... they might be... below us?

No no no. They’re fine. It’s hard to explain, but I already made an assumption and ran with it and now I feel lied to 😂

You chose to make that assumption though. Pretty sure this fact was known 🤷🏾‍♂️

No. It was never known to me that you and Ryan are essentially trailer park boys?

Y'all need more cornychat eh?

YES but it’s morning so there’s nothing

Forgivable I guess, you still smoke free there yank?

Free as can be

I’m not a trailer park boy. Are you a South Park character? 😂

Yes. I’m literally towlie

Ok Towlie 🤣

Well…I’m definitely not a trailer park boy

Also you could have asked, I would have told you. Pretty sure we had this exact same conversation before

When 👏 you 👏 make 👏 friends 👏 with 👏 stoners 👏 sometimes 👏 you 👏 have 👏 the 👏 same 👏 conversations 👏 over 👏 and 👏 over

Some people who aren't stoners suffer from this ailment as well.

Yeah this is not particular to stoners

Yupppp that’s true

That’s a shame 😂 now I’m doubly confused. It’s been a while since I’ve been to Canada tho 🤷‍♀️

Always had a pleasant experience in the states

It’s decent at best node

Vacation or work trip is different than living there for sure

I liked Canada except for being freezing ass cold

Definitely cold yes

But that’s why you needed your raccoon hat so I do remember some stuff

Pretty sure everything we say is stored on relays. Something something can’t be deleted…

Yes, you the user can’t really delete anything, but relays forget things and go down on all time. Probably half of my notes have made it since being here. Relays are just like us node, they’re forgetful idiots

Nostr.land and haven relay fixes this 🤭🤭

I get what you’re saying

lol yeah

Forgetting is a very underrated action.

For real. I wish I could forget things.

Life would be easier in some cases yes

Have you guys seen that movie “memento”?

Of course. A classic

Yeah so that’s like my worst fear

Yeah without memory we’re pretty useless

True

Yep. Good film

That’s what’s happening to me, but very slowly 😂

Everyone asks me if I’ve seen it since I have so many tattoos

And?

I’ve seen Memento, and I even have a fart noise on my knuckles.

😂😂😂

If we never forgot anything, life would be unbearable. I don't think we could cope with new stuff if the mind clinged onto everything from the past

💯 but that’s the difference between short and long term. They’re different processes, stored in different regions, but very related.

My short and long term are both terrible 🤪👍

My long is practically non existent 😂

If u constantly walk into rooms and think 'what the fuck did I come here for?' that means the short one is also bad. 😜

Yeah but I usually equate that to my being stoned so often 😂🤷‍♀️

🤣

you are not from france? 🥖🇫🇷🍷

No. You?

no 😅

Glad we got that settled 🤭

or you are node from france

☝️☝️☝️☝️ can confirm. We fun 🎉✨💃

I know you guys are fun. That why we’re friends

☺️🫂

Aww🫂

I pace all the time. Football games, podcasts, really anytime I don’t have something active to do.

The problem is. I will go into a quiet room to get away from the podcast noise, but because he’s a pacer, it just comes right back to me and I have to find another quiet spot 😅

I can see how that could be a problem.

Just a thought, set a trap. Like leave something out that needs fixing…not too complex or difficult where one doesn’t want to attempt it. But just hard enough, where multiple trips to garage and possibly a trip to hardware store is required. Might buy ya some time.

That’s a really good idea lol and probably would work

😂 best of luck!

Ever get that bidet attachment installed?

That’s a good one!

Plumbing, at least my experience, is simple on the surface but time consuming in reality.

No. You can have it. I’m getting a toto

Mine paces around all the time all the time 😂

I sent him to his office and told him to stay there and take his noise with him 😂

😂 glad you're getting some peace.

I’m just trying to drink my coffee and watch tv before I gotta do stuff 😂

Ew stuff.

I knowwww🥴

I'm sorry.🫂

It’s okay. It mostly just like easy stuff. I’m just lazy lol

I like to pace around when I shitpost. But I don’t watch podcasts unfortunately (or fortunately, depends on who you ask) 🤣

That’s a fortunate thing for sure

Got bored of the Bitcoin podcasts

He's not watching or listening to anything most of the time, or if he is he has headphones on thank goodness 😆. Working, talking on the phone for work, talking to me or the kid...he paces.

Have him mix things up a bit - with Bitcoin's first fiction podcast.

Less nerds talking, more mystery and suspense.

When Lauren and Ellie inherit their late uncle’s cabin, she uncovers more than family secrets—she finds a hidden world built on buried clues, Bitcoin, and a mystery decades in the making.

https://fountain.fm/show/RdBny3x8kiOcHY4GwEgD

I will show him 🫂

I pace when I'm listening to any podcast. I was literally pacing around the living room while on #cornychat the other night lol.

That’s okay if you’re not forcing your noise on some unwilling participant 😂🤷‍♀️

It must be so easy to be a wife of a bitcoiner 🤣

It’s not because you people are unusual as hell

I prefer special 🤭🤪

This is how you do #40HPW !

My consumption of podcasts sharply declined after about 2 years

I only like true crime podcasts

Does it relax you? 😂

Nope not at all

Do you think women are from mars like for real for real because I don’t get how they love scary shit

I’m pretty sure it’s Venus and men are supposed to be from Mars, but I can’t answer that question because I have no way of knowing 😂

I wonder how that narrative might change now that Elon is planning on continuing human civilization on that lil red planet

We will see lol

Elon will die long before we even plan to move planets lol

Oh Venus is lame that’s why makes sense now 😂

That’s hot

Watching? How would I do that while mowing the lawn, grocery shopping, cooking, cleaning, cutting firewood, walking the dogs, or pretending to listen to my wife and kid?

Once in awhile video is needed, but than God it's a minority of cases.

And in case it wasn't clear, I'm the husband.