The reason you didn't get a grant/NIP/whatthefuckevah is that you just had a vague application and no PoW.

... okay, your application is now defined, but still no PoW.

...... okay, your application is defined, there's PoW, but no market for it.

............ okay, your application is defined, there's PoW and a market, but no other relay or client is interoperable with your events.

............... okay, your application is defined, and there's PoW and a market, but only one other relay and one client is interoperable with your events.

............... okay, that's three clients and two relays, you have 8 devs and 5 support staff working actively on this thing, and people are paying you for subscriptions, and you have one of the most-popular geyserfunds and your announcements constantly trend, but...

OH, GET STUFFED.

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Many of the nostrati (not the joking nostrati, but the ones with the influence on the purse strings, that whisper in the ears of the VC bros) can't stand being told truth about themselves, their (very poorly executed) code, or their obviously sycophantic behavior.

They keep changing the rules.

They mute those they can't face.

They crow louder in their egoistic circlejerks.

And eventually, they ARE gonna miss it.

We are building absurdly functional, aesthetically pleasing interfaces that will run on exceedingly efficient back ends that can and will scale to BILLIONS (if not trillions, in time) of events that anyone, anywhere with an internet connection or, if patient, radio coms, can interact with via all the standard nostr stuff (quoting, commenting on, liking, zapping, forking, etc.)

And, we're gonna make money doing it. Not fake fiat (although we will accept fiat, for now, too), but hard money, and with that we will power our carefully directed steampunk steamroller over anyone in our way, because they don't like what we are doing or how we are doing it or that we say that they are being retarded about doing it their stupid, sloppy, sycophanty way.

Honk honk, mother trucker! Get on board now, or be flattened into insignificance under the weight of our patient competence.

nostr:nevent1qqsz3f0ggjreww4k3xyd3exjg24q8glw32ldlaj5u6hrn6x76njwprcprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7q3ql5sga6xg72phsz5422ykujprejwud075ggrr3z2hwyrfgr7eylqsxpqqqqqqzww4n8z

we'll just have to make

"a few people paying for subscriptions" + "everyone keeps their full time jobs and contributes to this stuff on the side"

work for a little while longer as we push through this phase change. there's no other choice.

Yup.

While some grantees are like 150 year old social security benefit enjoyers. I sure love central planning.

It do be like that.

I've been watching this play out across a couple of apps related to nostr recently. It really feels like a "you can't play with us because your toy is cool and I don't want others to notice you instead of me" kinda world around here.

Thankfully, the people that act like that aren't npubs I follow or interact with. (I may even have at least 1 muted.)

Keep pushing, friend. Don't let the bullies win.

Don't worry. We're just getting warmed up. 😁

Alexandria just keeps getting better🫑!

We tried playing. Had too many open invitations for teamwork to count. So now we're playing a different game.

I think they just don't want you in their club.

They have their own circle jerking agendas.

You keep rocking at what you do.

You will be a success without their handouts soon.

Yeah.

The worst case scenario is that we all have fun together, learn stuff, and build something cool. 😊

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Congratulations!!!

You have just been awarded The Legendary Nostr Award!!!

This rare award celebrates the value that you provide to the entire Nostr community every day. By continually providing meaningful content and creating technology designed to help humanity. You also have just posted something so bold and courageous in the face of adversity. That you are now forever known as Legendary!

Keep not giving a flying fuck about the haters and continue being your awesome self.

GM

GM! πŸ«‚πŸ€©

Did this actually happen to you?

Inquiring minds wanna know

We've replied repeatedly for Nostr grants and NIPs and stuff.

They raise the target (only for us), every time we meet it, and now we're over target.

We'll keep trying, but we're not holding our breath.

Jaded.

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