It’d be cool if there was a Jack Handey quote bot.

He’s kind of like the professional shower thoughts guy.

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Deep thoughts…

"If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life." - Jack Handey

To truly understand mankind you have to understand the two words that make it up: “mank” and “ind”.

He is the one writing the shower thoughts…post SNL career change.

Yes.

Growing up in the 90s was amazing. Also, please real-men-of-genius bot.

Professor Shower Thoughts?

My favorite one was “one time I saw an old lady fall down and I started laughing. But then I thought ‘if I were an ant, she would have killed me’”

This is a deep thought